The Haircut

Seneca SS · 10-19-2010, 07:06 PM

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week..' The florist was
pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the
next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The
next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank

you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

WadeWilson · 10-19-2010, 07:09 PM

c5garage · 10-19-2010, 07:12 PM

Tim

Orange5thGen · 10-19-2010, 07:13 PM

They all must be from IL............

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wyoming T/A

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week..' The florist was
pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the
next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The
next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank

you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

ron10 · 10-19-2010, 07:17 PM

i like that one.

TahoeCamaro · 10-19-2010, 07:46 PM

Good one

brandotron · 10-19-2010, 07:54 PM

This thread gets the

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Russo · 10-19-2010, 08:01 PM

good one!

Hemlawk · 10-19-2010, 08:31 PM

Hemlawk · 10-19-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by brandotron

This thread gets the

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Name change or am I retarded?

Iwantone2 · 10-20-2010, 11:25 AM

That's a good one!!!

Michael_Js · 10-20-2010, 11:44 AM

Gonna pass it along

Michelle42780 · 10-20-2010, 12:34 PM

Ha ha! Nice

Sir Nuke · 10-20-2010, 12:46 PM

TRUE....SO VERY TRUE!!

10-19-2010, 07:06 PM	#1
Seneca SS Drives: 2010 2SS/RS -- Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dundee,N.Y. Posts: 569 View My Garage	The Haircut The Haircut One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week..' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON! __________________ Horse Power is where its at !!!!!

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