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Old 10-06-2010, 03:19 PM   #140099
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Most confusing thing ever...

Friend 1: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Me: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Friend 1: Friend 2 knows that you don't like (another one of her guy friends).
Me: Okay...yeah, I hate his guts. He's a total jerk to her and always pushes things too far, and then gets mad at her if she retaliates against him, which just upsets her.
Friend 1: Yeah, I know, but she kinda likes him, so just don't make it obvious that you don't like him around her, or she'll get mad at you.
Me: WHAT THE ****?! WHY AM I THE BAD GUY NOW?
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:21 PM   #140100
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Most confusing thing ever...

Friend 1: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Me: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Friend 1: Friend 2 knows that you don't like (another one of her guy friends).
Me: Okay...yeah, I hate his guts. He's a total jerk to her and always pushes things too far, and then gets mad at her if she retaliates against him, which just upsets her.
Friend 1: Yeah, I know, but she kinda likes him, so just don't make it obvious that you don't like him around her, or she'll get mad at you.
Me: WHAT THE ****?! WHY AM I THE BAD GUY NOW?
You're young Kevin, but as you get older you'll learn not to question the thought process of a woman. At times it's highly illogical and out in left field while seeming completely normal to them.
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:21 PM   #140101
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Most confusing thing ever...

Friend 1: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Me: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Friend 1: Friend 2 knows that you don't like (another one of her guy friends).
Me: Okay...yeah, I hate his guts. He's a total jerk to her and always pushes things too far, and then gets mad at her if she retaliates against him, which just upsets her.
Friend 1: Yeah, I know, but she kinda likes him, so just don't make it obvious that you don't like him around her, or she'll get mad at you.
Me: WHAT THE ****?! WHY AM I THE BAD GUY NOW?
Somehow I'm hearing the Dawson's Creek song in my head now...
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:22 PM   #140102
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:22 PM   #140103
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:28 PM   #140104
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Keep it in your pants for ten minutes?


Is passing being able to manage that? or is that failing??

He managed to keep it in his pants for months at a time.....with me....God only knows how quickly it was out for the bar-skanks.....

That's why he's the EX -- and why my Camaro is better then....well...
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:31 PM   #140105
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Most confusing thing ever...

Friend 1: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Me: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Friend 1: Friend 2 knows that you don't like (another one of her guy friends).
Me: Okay...yeah, I hate his guts. He's a total jerk to her and always pushes things too far, and then gets mad at her if she retaliates against him, which just upsets her.
Friend 1: Yeah, I know, but she kinda likes him, so just don't make it obvious that you don't like him around her, or she'll get mad at you.
Me: WHAT THE ****?! WHY AM I THE BAD GUY NOW?
What she SHOULD have said
"Susan is in love with DoucheBag McQueen and is a fcking idiot so just don't tell her to her face...let's laugh at her behind he back and make inside jokes about how stupid she is and how Douchey he is Tee heheeee"



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You're young Kevin, but as you get older you'll learn not to question the thought process of a woman. At times it's highly illogical and out in left field while seeming completely normal to them.
HEY!!

Oh no wait I am HIGHLY ILLOGICAL.....
forget I was gonna paddle you for that.....it fits....to a T
(I'm so illogical I don't even know where left field fcking IS )



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Wow, i didn't even notice when I passed 7500 posts
That was awhile ago too....
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:32 PM   #140106
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:32 PM   #140107
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Somehow I'm hearing the Dawson's Creek song in my head now...
I hate you for saying that b/c now I have it in my head
but saying it made Nick go find the video so it's kinda funny too
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:33 PM   #140108
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you should put that into every post after you quote someone....
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What she SHOULD have said
"Susan is in love with DoucheBag McQueen and is a fcking idiot so just don't tell her to her face...let's laugh at her behind he back and make inside jokes about how stupid she is and how Douchey he is Tee heheeee"





HEY!!

Oh no wait I am HIGHLY ILLOGICAL.....
forget I was gonna paddle you for that.....it fits....to a T
(I'm so illogical I don't even know where left field fcking IS )









That was awhile ago too....



DoucheBag McQueen????? Lightning McQueens younger brother?????
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:35 PM   #140110
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you should put that into every post after you quote someone....
That one may have to go into the epic quotes thread!!!
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Old 10-06-2010, 03:36 PM   #140111
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