Wife's cat...dead! - Page 7

FenwickHockey65 · 08-31-2010, 02:30 PM

Never realized just how many truly horrible people are on this site. Pathetic.

RedJewel2SS · 08-31-2010, 02:38 PM

hummerman · 08-31-2010, 02:45 PM

fling him out the window at 50mph....

Works and he wont come back.

Dont ask how i know

Nor ask my neighbour where his grey cat is

CamaroCowboy · 08-31-2010, 02:46 PM

You can borrow my dog if you want. He already has the reputation of "cat Killer".

There are three cats missing in my neighborhood but they only have proof of one confirmed kill (I cleaned up the others).

Call me a jerk but if your cat comes into my yard and my dog makes it disapear it's not my problem. It's my yard.

blkngldbabe · 08-31-2010, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FenwickHockey65

Never realized just how many truly horrible people are on this site. Pathetic.

This. +1000000

Lawdog1911 · 08-31-2010, 02:58 PM

A few years ago, I stepped out the house and happened to look at my car to find my dog laying on the hood. As soon as our eyes met, he knew he had done wrong and tried to get up and run and scratched the crap out of my hood. As soon as it got traction and jumped off he ran just about all the way down the drive way and turned and looked at me, then continued running. He never came back and I think he knew he was good as dead, and skipped town, never to be seen again. Crazy thing was, I never said anything, I guess the look I gave him was enough!

Michelle42780 · 08-31-2010, 03:03 PM

It's one thing to make jokes and give hypothetical ideas on how to get "rid" of a cat (or any animal at that)....

But it's just flat out disturbing when people give real scenarios explaining how they killed/got rid of an animal. Really people??

Why isn't this thread locked yet??

blkngldbabe · 08-31-2010, 03:03 PM

That's what was bothering me....not the joking but the hey, I did this stuff. Just disturbing.

2ndgenz28 · 08-31-2010, 03:06 PM

IBTL

"One time at band camp, I stuck a cat in my *****."

brandotron · 08-31-2010, 03:07 PM

The people taking this thread seriously are more disturbing than the thread itself.

Michelle42780 · 08-31-2010, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandotron

The people taking this thread seriously are more disturbing than the thread itself.

Exactly. The people who are telling real stories.

I'm ok with the joking.

Steve Dallas · 08-31-2010, 04:12 PM

Here's a suggestion, and you'll get a clean toilet out of this.

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

tbss1 · 08-31-2010, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by franknbeans

just drop it off a couple miles down the road.

Did the same, but it was twenty miles.

Entaille · 08-31-2010, 04:23 PM

<- cat lover, but this thread is hilarious.

08-31-2010, 02:30 PM	#85
FenwickHockey65 General Motors Aficionado Drives: 2023 GMC Canyon, 2023 Expedition Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 37,375 View My Garage	Never realized just how many truly horrible people are on this site. Pathetic. __________________ 2023 GMC Canyon Elevation 2023 Ford Expedition SSV (State-Issued)

08-31-2010, 02:38 PM	#86
RedJewel2SS 12.23s@113mph Drives: 2SS/RS, A6, just a few bolt ons Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,197	__________________ RIP Cammie 7/15/2009 - 4/1/2011

08-31-2010, 02:46 PM	#88
CamaroCowboy Drives: 2013 Chevy Truck Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Copperas Cove, Texas Posts: 1,782 View My Garage	You can borrow my dog if you want. He already has the reputation of "cat Killer". There are three cats missing in my neighborhood but they only have proof of one confirmed kill (I cleaned up the others). Call me a jerk but if your cat comes into my yard and my dog makes it disapear it's not my problem. It's my yard. __________________ Texas speed LT Headers and High Flow Cats, Magnaflow 3 inch cat-back Exhaust, SNL V2 Comp CAM, Texas Speed Underdrive Pully, G5CR CAI, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, JetFlo Mass Air Sensor, Custom Grill, Amber AAC Headlight and Fog Light Halo, Amber footwell Lighting, Amber under hood lighting, RK Sport Ram Air /Heat Extractor Hood and ADM Racing Scoop. 447.9 RWHP 428 TQ My car is exactly that, No one has to like it but me!

08-31-2010, 03:03 PM	#91
Michelle42780 Cracker Drives: 2010 2LT/RS Summit White/Beige Join Date: May 2010 Location: Azle, TX Posts: 557 View My Garage	It's one thing to make jokes and give hypothetical ideas on how to get "rid" of a cat (or any animal at that).... But it's just flat out disturbing when people give real scenarios explaining how they killed/got rid of an animal. Really people?? Why isn't this thread locked yet?? __________________ 2010 Camaro \| 2LT \| RS \| Summit White \| Beige Interior \| Born: 5/10/10 \| Purchased 5/28/10

08-31-2010, 03:03 PM	#92
blkngldbabe Barossa's handler Drives: 2LT/RS RJT Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Highland Chev,Aurora Ontario Posts: 1,097	That's what was bothering me....not the joking but the hey, I did this stuff. Just disturbing. __________________ SLP's GTA Master Specialty Vehicle and Master Parts Dealer

08-31-2010, 02:45 PM	#87
hummerman Drives: 2010 2SS Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: canada Posts: 114	fling him out the window at 50mph.... Works and he wont come back. Dont ask how i know Nor ask my neighbour where his grey cat is

08-31-2010, 02:58 PM	#90
Lawdog1911 ZL1 Dreamin Drives: 1967 Camaro, 2010 2SS (RIP) Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Cut N Shoot Texas Posts: 532	A few years ago, I stepped out the house and happened to look at my car to find my dog laying on the hood. As soon as our eyes met, he knew he had done wrong and tried to get up and run and scratched the crap out of my hood. As soon as it got traction and jumped off he ran just about all the way down the drive way and turned and looked at me, then continued running. He never came back and I think he knew he was good as dead, and skipped town, never to be seen again. Crazy thing was, I never said anything, I guess the look I gave him was enough!

08-31-2010, 03:06 PM	#93
2ndgenz28 Thread Killer Drives: All Black Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NWO Toledo Area Posts: 4,720	IBTL "One time at band camp, I stuck a cat in my *****."

08-31-2010, 03:07 PM	#94
brandotron I am the internets. Drives: dangerously Join Date: May 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA Posts: 12,571 View My Garage	The people taking this thread seriously are more disturbing than the thread itself. __________________

08-31-2010, 04:12 PM	#96
Steve Dallas Commits weekly crime Drives: 2017 Camaro 1LT Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Camano Island, WA Posts: 9,513 View My Garage	Here's a suggestion, and you'll get a clean toilet out of this. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. __________________ 2017 Camaro 1LT - Blue Barchetta IV I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar. Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime.

08-31-2010, 04:23 PM	#98
Entaille Drives: 2018 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Lake Stevens Posts: 1,005	<- cat lover, but this thread is hilarious.

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