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[PQ]

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

What SCARES ....either of you the most....
ie: thunderstorms, hurricanes,
tornados, running out of gas, running out of beer, floods,
doing your own laundry,
shopping, working, cockroaches,
auto, stick????......WHAT?????

Well......... I'm really not afraid of much.

Cockroaches scare the HELL out of me.

They have a look like if they could possibly bite you and inject a parylizing poisonous toxin that would render you conscious but helpless. Then, they carry you away to the hive where they slowly eat and digest you alive over the next 10 years, keeping you alive with a secreted enzyme. And they eat your eyeballs last so you have to see and feel them swarming away with you tiny part by tiny part, until, after years, not even the enzyme can sustain your life. But just before you take your last breath, they start to finally eat your eyeballs out. Really fast.

THAT's what I see in a cockroach. Ciniving little bastards. They plan their attack as I type this.














Bonnie is afraid of ME. If she remembers what's good for her.

[CamaroFemme]

Uhm...so this vintage movie poster I got the two of you for your anniversary is a no-go?

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/the-n...-movie-review/

Scroll down.

We see the white stealth type, btw.

[Rockin the BlueSS]

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Uhm...so this vintage movie poster I got the two of you for your anniversary is a no-go?

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/the-n...-movie-review/

Scroll down.

We see the white stealth type, btw.

its awesome that there is a terminix advertisement right under the poster!!!

[Bonnie]

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

What SCARES ....either of you the most....
ie: thunderstorms, hurricanes,
tornados, running out of gas, running out of beer, floods,
doing your own laundry,
shopping, working, cockroaches,
auto, stick????......WHAT?????

Tornadoes!! for obvious reasons!! LOL

Originally Posted by PQ

Well......... I'm really not afraid of much.

Cockroaches scare the HELL out of me.

They have a look like if they could possibly bite you and inject a parylizing poisonous toxin that would render you conscious but helpless. Then, they carry you away to the hive where they slowly eat and digest you alive over the next 10 years, keeping you alive with a secreted enzyme. And they eat your eyeballs last so you have to see and feel them swarming away with you tiny part by tiny part, until, after years, not even the enzyme can sustain your life. But just before you take your last breath, they start to finally eat your eyeballs out. Really fast.

THAT's what I see in a cockroach. Ciniving little bastards. They plan their attack as I type this.














Bonnie is afraid of ME. If she remembers what's good for her.

I can always count on you to protect me babe. Except when there's a cockroach around!

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Uhm...so this vintage movie poster I got the two of you for your anniversary is a no-go?

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/the-n...-movie-review/

Scroll down.

We see the white stealth type, btw.

I think we'll skip that! Randy would have too many nightmares!

[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by PQ

Well......... I'm really not afraid of much.

Cockroaches scare the HELL out of me.

They have a look like if they could possibly bite you and inject a parylizing poisonous toxin that would render you conscious but helpless. Then, they carry you away to the hive where they slowly eat and digest you alive over the next 10 years, keeping you alive with a secreted enzyme. And they eat your eyeballs last so you have to see and feel them swarming away with you tiny part by tiny part, until, after years, not even the enzyme can sustain your life. But just before you take your last breath, they start to finally eat your eyeballs out. Really fast.

THAT's what I see in a cockroach. Ciniving little bastards. They plan their attack as I type this.














Bonnie is afraid of ME. If she remembers what's good for her.

I see what you did there!

[Bonnie]

Originally Posted by Da Hose

I see what you did there!

Riiggghhht! I'm afraid of someone who's afraid of a little cockroach!!!!

[ketel0ne]

Originally Posted by PQ

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Had this conversation recently.

I know what I like and what it's supposed to taste like. I don't like anything that can taste a little different from one time to the next. I wanna know what it taste like BEFORE I partake.

Oddly that's how I feel about fish.

[2ndgenz28]

Originally Posted by ketel0ne

Oddly that's how I feel about fish.

Hheheheh true, eatin cats can be the same way.

just replace cats with the funnier word for cats

[PQ]

Originally Posted by ketel0ne

Oddly that's how I feel about fish.

I won't eat fish either.

[cab2g]

I made some onion rings from scratch a couple weeks ago. They were delicious, you would be jealous, but they kept sticking to the bottom of the frying basket. How can I avoid this? The basket was already soaked in oil. Please help. I need more onion rings!

[PQ]

Originally Posted by cab2g

I made some onion rings from scratch a couple weeks ago. They were delicious, you would be jealous, but they kept sticking to the bottom of the frying basket. How can I avoid this? The basket was already soaked in oil. Please help. I need more onion rings!

Don't use a fry basket.

Use an Onion Ring basket.

[raqball]

Please answer this age old question....

What came 1st, the chicken or the egg?

[Bonnie]

Originally Posted by raqball

Please answer this age old question....

What came 1st, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken, no the egg, the chicken, no the egg, No more questions like this!

[CamaroFemme]

http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/...en-or-the-egg/

Couldn't resist.