BONNIE & PQ... NEED ADVICE?!!.. Ask Them...Anything!

[2010 SSRS]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

No thanks! I know all too well how nasty the winters are back east. Lived through enough of them.

where did you live?

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS

where did you live?

Ohio, WV, VA, NC and SC. I was just back east in OH and WV last week visiting family

[PQ]

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Dear PQ.....

Have you ever squeezed the Charmin?

Yup. I never got it. Just didn't do much for me.

Originally Posted by lordfriday2

PQ, Did Sooch pass the cough test? Bonnie, did PQ take a 40 minute soak in the bathtub after that exam?

Originally Posted by 305pride

lol you two seem to be pretty popular on this site

I'm just a post whore.

Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS

should I cook the burgers on the grill or on the stove?

Grill.

Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro

Turn in your man card if you cook burgers on the stove.

Depends on the occasion I guess.

Originally Posted by sterlingnotes

Every time I try to open a box of macaroni and cheese, I follow the directions on the box that says "Push Here to Open". Every time the box dents and it never opens... is this just a cruel joke or am I doing something wrong?

Pierce it first with a knife. Kraft does get a little stingy with the serated edge cutter. lol

Originally Posted by shank0668

Haha i just did that. WTH. What kind of idiots designed that? I ended up stabbing it with a knife, it will open then.

Originally Posted by Redemption

Puts hair on your chest! LOL

And plaque in yoiur arteries.

Plus, grease pops all over the place.

Originally Posted by Redemption

Dear B and PQ,

Is it wrong to check the "Bonnie & PQ Advice" thread while it the bathroom?

Thanks so much,




and can you get me some TP?

Originally Posted by thespymaster

PQ..........

Home come on my IPHONE it changes ****S to DUCKS?

Mine don't. It's 'learned' by now.

Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS

how about when it is snowing and below 0 degrees outside here in RI?

Do it anyway.

[mlee]

Originally Posted by sterlingnotes

Every time I try to open a box of macaroni and cheese, I follow the directions on the box that says "Push Here to Open". Every time the box dents and it never opens... is this just a cruel joke or am I doing something wrong?

Originally Posted by PQ

it's worked perfectly for decades

[Sir Nuke]

Originally Posted by mlee

He passes for Bonnie sometimes...

WOW Ronnie.......when ever you come to our meetings, you are always wearing a shirt......WOW......if we only knew!!

[JoeP@TeamBeckyD]

What would you do??

What if....
You were talking to a friend, late in the evening, as they were driving their car.
While you were talking, they mentioned that they were getting low on fuel.
All of a sudden the phone got really quiet......no more noise from the engine!!!
They had run out of gas....
What would you do?

[PQ]

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

What would you do??

What if....
You were talking to a friend, late in the evening, as they were driving their car.
While you were talking, they mentioned that they were getting low on fuel.
All of a sudden the phone got really quiet......no more noise from the engine!!!
They had run out of gas....
What would you do?

I'd hop on Camaro5 and tell everyone that Chris did it again.

[PQ]

Ahhhhhh,,,,, whew.............. gah............... ahemmmm..............

Ok, to answer the question............ AGAIN............ bwahaaaahahahahaha

I'd say, I would hope that they had at least let me know where they were driving and I'd go out to find them. Or, I'd send my State Trooper freind in that direction if he was on duty. But I'd still go out to look.

Id they hadn't given me a single clue as to where they were, I'd hit a few bigger roads local to their home and look. I probably wouldn't spend much time if I had NO idea where to look, but I'd try.












Ok, re-read the question. I'll leave my first answer up just for the heck of it. That's what I'd do if the phone dies too.

So, in the question, the phone still works?

Then I'd ask where they are and I'd bring them some gas. Typically, I'd pick them up first so they aren't bored to tears while I went for gas.

THEN, I'd get on Camaro5 and tell everyone Chris did it again............ ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh,,,,,,,,, haa.........wheeeew............... uhhhhh.,............... ahhaaha..............

You see............ the scenario actually DID HAPPEN..............

GTAHVIT ran out while we were on the phone......... hahahahahahahahaha

tears,,,,,,..........in..........eyes............. .....................laughing.............

He was in Jacksonville, about 7 hours drive away, but he was able to call onstar.

[Bonnie]

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

What would you do??

What if....
You were talking to a friend, late in the evening, as they were driving their car.
While you were talking, they mentioned that they were getting low on fuel.
All of a sudden the phone got really quiet......no more noise from the engine!!!
They had run out of gas....
What would you do?

My answer is very simple! No need to over think it! (Randy Lol) I would find out where they were at, go buy some gas and drive it over to them, and if I were at work I'd send Randy! LOL
Oh and don't let Randy fool you, he has been soooo close to doing the exact same thing as Chris! It was pure luck as to why he hasn't run out yet. He drives me insane with riding empty! LMAO

[PQ]

Gassing up sux....................................

[GSUNCSU]

My 16 Year Old Son called his older sister a fonzanoon, should I just tell her to commit bodily harm against his person or wait for her to look it and then commit bodily harm against his person?

[PQ]

Originally Posted by GSUNCSU

My 16 Year Old Son called his older sister a fonzanoon, should I just tell her to commit bodily harm against his person or wait for her to look it and then commit bodily harm against his person?

Tell her to just look at him and ask how he would know that.

[GTAHVIT]

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

What would you do??

What if....
You were talking to a friend, late in the evening, as they were driving their car.
While you were talking, they mentioned that they were getting low on fuel.
All of a sudden the phone got really quiet......no more noise from the engine!!!
They had run out of gas....
What would you do?

Ah HEM!!!

Originally Posted by PQ

I'd hop on Camaro5 and tell everyone that Chris did it again.

Originally Posted by PQ

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Ahhhhhh,,,,, whew.............. gah............... ahemmmm..............

Ok, to answer the question............ AGAIN.....Attachment 156946....... bwahaaaahahahahahaAttachment 156947

I'd say, I would hope that they had at least let me know where they were driving and I'd go out to find them. Or, I'd send my State Trooper freind in that direction if he was on duty. But I'd still go out to look.

Id they hadn't given me a single clue as to where they were, I'd hit a few bigger roads local to their home and look. I probably wouldn't spend much time if I had NO idea where to look, but I'd try.












Ok, re-read the question. I'll leave my first answer up just for the heck of it. That's what I'd do if the phone dies too.

So, in the question, the phone still works?

Then I'd ask where they are and I'd bring them some gas. Typically, I'd pick them up first so they aren't bored to tears while I went for gas.

THEN, I'd get on Camaro5 and tell everyone Chris did it again.....Attachment 156947....... ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Attachment 156946 Ahhhh,,,,,,,,, haa.........wheeeew........Attachment 156947....... uhhhhh.,............... ahhaaha..............

You see............ the scenario actually DID HAPPEN..............

GTAHVIT ran out while we were on the phone.....Attachment 156946.... hahahahahahahahaha

tears,,,,,,..........in..........eyes............. .....................laughing............. Attachment 156946Attachment 156947

He was in Jacksonville, about 7 hours drive away, but he was able to call onstar.

*heavy sigh*


True



Story...


Facepalm...


http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87133

Originally Posted by Bonnie

My answer is very simple! No need to over think it! (Randy Lol) I would find out where they were at, go buy some gas and drive it over to them, and if I were at work I'd send Randy! LOL
Oh and don't let Randy fool you, he has been soooo close to doing the exact same thing as Chris! It was pure luck as to why he hasn't run out yet. He drives me insane with riding empty! LMAO

Thanks Bon!

[PQ]

Originally Posted by Bonnie

My answer is very simple! No need to over think it! (Randy Lol) I would find out where they were at, go buy some gas and drive it over to them, and if I were at work I'd send Randy! LOL
Oh and don't let Randy fool you, he has been soooo close to doing the exact same thing as Chris! It was pure luck as to why he hasn't run out yet. He drives me insane with riding empty! LMAO

A 1 top zero win, is a win. It's not a tie. It's now a loss. It's a win.

Same thing goes for this. I have not run out of gas. PERIOD............

Chris..... just................well.......................... . lost. 1 to zero.