BONNIE & PQ... NEED ADVICE?!!.. Ask Them...Anything!

[PQ]

Originally Posted by hummerman

What percentage of grown adults still eat there snot boogers?

2.39% , I love snot boogers.

Originally Posted by motorhead

I always wondered if square wheels are worth all that money?

No.

It's like getting a good deal on a shotgun that's bent. If the regular price is 500.00 and it's offered to you for 5 dollars, it's not even worth that.

But, if they get you a brand new one in place of it, then it's all good.

[GTAHVIT]

Oh boy...

I'm gonna have to talk to Becky......

[hummerman]

What percentage of humans have a look in the toilet after pushing out a log?

[motorhead]

Originally Posted by PQ

2.39% , I love snot boogers.

No.

It's like getting a good deal on a shotgun that's bent. If the regular price is 500.00 and it's offered to you for 5 dollars, it's not even worth that.

But, if they get you a brand new one in place of it, then it's all good.

At least with a bent shotgun you could shoot around corners.

[JoeP@TeamBeckyD]

Originally Posted by GTAHVIT

Oh boy...

I'm gonna have to talk to Becky......

[mlee]

Hey BPQ... what does a His & Her Paint Mixer and Ceiling Fan w/ extra long extension have common????

[PQ]

Originally Posted by hummerman

What percentage of humans have a look in the toilet after pushing out a log?

100%

Originally Posted by motorhead

At least with a bent shotgun you could shoot around corners.

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

He's harmless. I wouldn't worry about him.

Originally Posted by mlee

Hey BPQ... what does a His & Her Paint Mixer and Ceiling Fan w/ extra long extension have common????

I totaly forgot about that.

[Scott@Bjorn3D]

Hey what is the difference between a blonde male and a blonde female?

blonde female has a higher sperm count.

[PQ]

Scott, I'd quote you but it would be.............. well............... revealing in the grey box............

[motorhead]

If a bear poops in the woods and know one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

[PQ]

Originally Posted by motorhead

If a bear poops in the woods and know one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

The sense of smell, known as olfaction, uses a sensory organ called the nose to pass scent information on to the olfactory cortex in the brain. Diffuse suspensions of relevant molecules, called odors, are analyzed by the nose using a molecular lock-and-key scheme whereby odors are identified by their unique chemical signatures.
The sense evolved as a means of detecting survival-relevant information about the external world, especially appraising food. Smell is the oldest of the senses, with analogues dating all the way back to the first animals 600 million years ago. One of the five primary senses, smell is most intimately associated with the formation of memories.

Olfactory receptor neurons, the cells responsible for smell, are located on a 1-by-2 inch strip of tissue called the olfactory epithelium, located about 3 inches above and behind the nostrils. The human olfactory epithelium is about 16 cm², contrast with some dogs which have 150 cm².
With advanced color vision, sight can be considered the primary human sense: smell plays a more limited role, primarily related to food and sexual bonding. The olfactory receptor neurons are surrounded by supporter cells which excrete mucus, making it easier to pick up odor molecules. The nostrils are covered in hair to prevent the intrusion of unwanted organisms and inanimate material from the environments.

So given the facts of these various physical characteristics, and that a subsequent assumption can accurately be made that these factors must be present in order to smell a particular odor, and subsequent to that, it can be deduced that there MUST be a property existing that said characteristics can utilize in the process explained above, I deduce that YES, it does have a smell.

[WadeWilson]

PQ, how do vertically challenged people (such as yourself) manage to reach the pedals? Do you sit as close as possible to the pedals and steering wheel like below or would you wear these?

[PQ]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

PQ, how do vertically challenged people (such as yourself) manage to reach the pedals? Do you sit as close as possible to the pedals and steering wheel like below or would you wear these?

Sports cars used to be FOR short guys. SOOOOOO when a sports car is designed now, it's the TALL people who have to worry. Remember all the questions and concerns about tall guys fitting in the car and the low sunroof. Cool cars are made for short people. Ever sit in a 40 and 50 year old Mustang, Camaro, Corvette, or Cobra?

(ya the mustang and Camaro aren't quite 50 but you get the point)

[Redemption]

Dear BPQ,

I am going to be a father soon, and was wondering how you explain this to your children?

Is this Mommy.....
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Or is this Daddy?


Signed,

Confused in California