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07-24-2010, 12:00 AM
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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07-24-2010, 12:02 AM
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Chuck Norris can speak braille
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07-24-2010, 12:07 AM
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice!
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07-24-2010, 12:18 AM
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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07-24-2010, 12:19 AM
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Chuck Norris once hit this guy so hard his shoes now has 3 tongues.
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07-24-2010, 01:42 AM
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Chuck Norris created the helicopter by doing 1,000 consecutive round house kicks.
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07-24-2010, 02:07 AM
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HWAY STR
Drives: 2010 RJT VIN#7085 & 2014 CRT C7 Join Date: May 2009
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 Good one, Mr Stang_Killer...lol...
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07-24-2010, 07:08 AM
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Gunning for Sixth
Drives: '03 ZR2 Blazer Join Date: Sep 2008
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The day Chuck Norris was born, every subsequent child born on that day came with a little bit of Chuck in them.
Do you? I do.
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07-24-2010, 08:10 AM
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Female Muscle Car Nut!
Drives: 2010 RS/SS IOM Camaro Join Date: Jul 2009
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MODS: Borla "S" Type Exhaust, American Racing Headers 3" Longtubes, New Era Cold Air Intake, HP Tune, Custom Ground Camshaft, Professionally Ported Heads by Darin Morgan, Ported Throttle Body, 3000 Stall Converter, and 160 Degree Thermostat. http://www.rehermorrison.com/; http://www.darinmorgan.com/; http://www.neweraperformance.com/ |
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07-24-2010, 11:37 AM
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
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07-24-2010, 02:53 PM
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Drives: 2011 2SS RS, 1968 ragtop Join Date: Apr 2009
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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
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06-17-2012, 11:41 PM
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Raised by Wolves
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Holy NECROTHREADS! I do not know how this thread came to be open on my computer but for crying in the damn bucket it's funnier than hell!
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