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07-23-2010, 10:52 PM
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Bruce lee doesn't act, they just record him and call it a movie because he just so badass.
No? Not working? Lol
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07-23-2010, 10:55 PM
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07-23-2010, 10:59 PM
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Well, Bruce Lee is so bad ass, he knew we were talking about him, his movie "enter the dragon" is about to start on AMC on the west coast! Lol
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07-23-2010, 11:08 PM
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I like Bruce too but now this thread has been
 Back to Chuck Norris...he once peed and tested positive for steroids. He said well what do you think steroids are made from?
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07-23-2010, 11:12 PM
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Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet
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07-23-2010, 11:14 PM
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I like your avatar. I just saw that yesterday when I used google to find some funny ninja pics.
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07-23-2010, 11:14 PM
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he once ran around the world and slapped himself in the back of the head.
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07-23-2010, 11:19 PM
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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07-23-2010, 11:22 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't recognize the periodic table. The only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
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07-23-2010, 11:39 PM
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One of my personal favorites...
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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07-23-2010, 11:41 PM
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On the subject of games,
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves. 
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07-23-2010, 11:46 PM
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Chuck Norris runs windows vista on his etch-a-sketch
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07-23-2010, 11:48 PM
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Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in
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07-23-2010, 11:56 PM
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Why is the sky blue?
Because Chuck Norris says so. Thats why! |
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