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Old 05-10-2010, 05:21 PM   #43
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Oh I'm not laughing AT him...I'm laughing WITH him....
That's all good and well but.....

Chuck Norris doesn't laugh, or if he does you can't hear it over the roundhouse kicks.
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Old 05-10-2010, 05:49 PM   #44
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Old 05-10-2010, 06:09 PM   #45
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Chuck Norris doesn't hunt,he kills. Hunting implies one might fail, Chuck Norris doesn't know the meaning of fail.
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Whenever Chuck Norris downloads a song from iTunes, Apple pays chuck norris 99cents.
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Old 07-23-2010, 06:53 PM   #50
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"The Black Eyed Peas" were known only as "The Peas" before they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees.
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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.
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Old 07-23-2010, 08:29 PM   #54
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:48 PM   #55
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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.
Be serious man! Everybody knows that was just "acting".
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Be serious man! Everybody knows that was just "acting".
It wasn't acting. They used a stunt double when he lost to Bruce Lee because Chuck didn't know how to pretend to lose.
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