Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Crap!

[CajunCamaroChic]

A friend sent this to me today, said it fits me too well!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold
truth of our great friendship.

1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3 When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I
would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get
until you're NOT.

5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use o n l y l i t t l e w o r ds.

7.. When you are sick~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again.

I....... don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you
up.

9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~
because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.

So, this is dedicated to those I've met since I ordered Bella (they know who they are) and have become lifelong friends! See you in Oshawa in August!

[BackinBlackSS/RS]

Hell Yeah!!!!!!!

[Iwantone2]

CCC

and

[CajunCamaroChic]

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

CCC

and

Why thank you! A friend sent it to me, she said it summed me up pretty good

[Iwantone2]

Originally Posted by CajunCamaroChic

Why thank you! A friend sent it to me, she said it summed me up pretty good

I don't know if I should say, "What a great compliment!" or say

I've sent it off to a few people already as well!

[CajunCamaroChic]

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

I don't know if I should say, "What a great compliment!" or say

I've sent it off to a few people already as well!

No, it's all good!

[WadeWilson]

I love it!!

[Pumpkin1LT]

Lol! LOVE IT!

[2010 2-Tone]

I can tell that came from a LOUISIANA women!!!

[CajunCamaroChic]

Originally Posted by 2010 2-Tone

I can tell that came from a LOUISIANA women!!!

Yep, we are pretty straight forward, but usually say anything but start it with "Bless their heart.........."

[PQ]

That about sums me up as well.

I've never been a sentimental, huggy feely, proper greeting, kind of person.

I don't appologize for stupid shi* and I don't ask for help. Yet I offer my help any time I know a freind needs it.

And I don't keep score. My sacrifices don't need to be reciprocated.

I don't always say hi or bye. And to me, freinds don't always need to shake hands.

[CajunCamaroChic]

Originally Posted by PQ

That about sums me up as well.

I've never been a sentimental, huggy feely, proper greeting, kind of person.

I don't appologize for stupid shi* and I don't ask for help. Yet I offer my help any time I know a freind needs it.

And I don't keep score. My sacrifices don't need to be reciprocated.

I don't always say hi or bye. And to me, freinds don't always need to shake hands.

Yes, never met you, but I get that exact sense of you.

And you belong to Bonnie, so you're doing something right!

[TheCaptain]

Originally Posted by PQ

That about sums me up as well.

I've never been a sentimental, huggy feely, proper greeting, kind of person.

I don't appologize for stupid shi* and I don't ask for help. Yet I offer my help any time I know a freind needs it.

And I don't keep score. My sacrifices don't need to be reciprocated.

I don't always say hi or bye. And to me, freinds don't always need to shake hands.

Very nice PQ, and CCC!
This is so true with many people. Too bad it couldn't be all people.

[ChrisBlair]

Wow. A friend helps you? Wait a minute now.

My friend told me on July 4- technically four days after our lease was due to be signed- that he was moving 3300 miles away

Good thing I didn't sign that lease, eh? I was waiting for the landlady to get home after the long weekend

He said 'well it hasn't been definite until the last few days'...right...so back in June. Like... the first week in June when he took a trip to the west coast with his reportedly soon-to-be-broken-up-with girl who was moving to Oregon. I thought he was just being a dope, he never said anyhting about leaving, just that she was moving. She, like as in 'her', not them or him, she. "She" doesn't even sound like "us". Rhymes with "me" though...maybe he just thought he said "me" when he said she. Yeah, that's the ticket

He figured I "might know somebody" to jump on the lease last second. Yeah, might, gee thanks

He doesn't understand the situation this put our landlord in- three days late on the lease was OK, she was not home and was getting it on Monday the 5th, but not telling her that the lease was not getting signed is different

He didn't understand the amount of sweet talking I had to do on the phone with the landlord

He doesn't understand the thousands this will cost me because- hey, now I have to move too, I can't afford this whole place by myself

He doesn't get that this made me technically homeless on Aug 1

He never even said 'sorry about this' or even 'oops'

I told my father. His comment was "Did you punch him yet?". I told him I didn't really feel like it would help

My friend also...oh wait, he's not actually my friend. Carry on