Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars - Page 860

Pro Street · 07-02-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I knew, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This bald, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. However, after he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park high school.
"Yes. yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered , "In 1969. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach ???"

Good one!!!

BOETIE · 07-02-2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I knew, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This bald, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. However, after he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park high school.
"Yes. yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered , "In 1969. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach ???"

Eccuse me dude , but I gots to laugh at thay one ......

......no offense meant

abaucom21 · 07-02-2010, 05:10 PM

I am so old I remember when muscle cars came from the dealer with whitewall tires, lettered blackwalls just looked cheap.

lightning · 07-02-2010, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by abaucom21

I am so old I remember when muscle cars came from the dealer with whitewall tires, lettered blackwalls just looked cheap.

W I D E whitewalls, right?

WadeWilson · 07-02-2010, 10:58 PM

sugar'n'spice · 07-03-2010, 02:15 PM

" Knock, knock!! "

BOETIE · 07-03-2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

" Knock, knock!! "

Hi Sugy !

sugar'n'spice · 07-03-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BOETIE

Hi Sugy !

Hiya Boe!

Really HOT here....

Seen Deb lately?

BOETIE · 07-03-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

Hiya Boe!

Really HOT here....

Seen Deb lately?

Nope.

Its 90 here.....usually the 4th of July its a hunnerd....

sugar'n'spice · 07-03-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BOETIE

Nope.

Its 90 here.....usually the 4th of July its a hunnerd....

Mmmm....that's weird!

Yes, that's right, you will be celebration tomorrow!

Go for it....Happy 4rth of July!!!

"prima"Donna · 07-06-2010, 12:22 AM

Hi old farts!!!...how was everyone's 4th of July weekend?

LT5 John · 07-06-2010, 09:14 AM

"I may have winter in my hair, summer in my soul, and spring in my ass"!, but I still love nice cars...At 61 I don't give a rats arse what people think...The Z06 is mine, the camaro belongs to my better half...

BOETIE · 07-06-2010, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LT5 John

"I may have winter in my hair, summer in my soul, and spring in my ass"!, but I still love nice cars...At 61 I don't give a rats arse what people think...The Z06 is mine, the camaro belongs to my better half...

Welcome to the old farts club , how about a bigger pic of the Z06

LT5 John · 07-06-2010, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BOETIE

Welcome to the old farts club , how about a bigger pic of the Z06

Thanks, it's a pleasure to be here...

07-06-2010, 12:22 AM	#12037
"prima"Donna HWAY STR Drives: 2010 RJT VIN#7085 & 2014 CRT C7 Join Date: May 2009 Location: New York Posts: 13,118 View My Garage	Hi old farts!!!...how was everyone's 4th of July weekend? __________________ ~ HWAY STR ~

07-06-2010, 09:14 AM	#12038
LT5 John Drives: 2010 RS/2LT Camaro / 2008 C6 Z06 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Port St Lucie, FL Posts: 30	"I may have winter in my hair, summer in my soul, and spring in my ass"!, but I still love nice cars...At 61 I don't give a rats arse what people think...The Z06 is mine, the camaro belongs to my better half... Attached Images

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