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headpunter · 11-19-2008, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Phone call i just had

Lashonda : Hello, United Nations, how may i direct your call

Me: Hi Lashonda, can you direct my call to the UN Elections observers? I think someone is tampering with an election, people are openly trying to buy the election commissioner's votes and i need UN observers to make sure everything is legit so i am not disenfranchised.

Lashonda: That sounds awful, can i ask were the election is being held?

Me: Camaro5.com, its for my next avatar, and people are trying to cheat.

Lashonda: wait this is on a website

Me: Yes, it is

Lashonda: Im sorry, but are you joking?

Me: no im not joking

>click<

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*The_Blur* · 11-19-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by headpunter

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This vote has been so stressful that headpunter just had a period and made a wild call to the UN.

zebra · 11-19-2008, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gtahvit

I can make it shorter or longer if you like?

that's what Post Whore said.

you better watch what you're asking for!

Inspector 17 · 11-19-2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by headpunter

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I sense a different kind of black suburban in your near future.

FenwickHockey65 · 11-19-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Blur

Vote for the baby!

O RLY BABY for a stronger America!

camaro5 · 11-19-2008, 11:11 PM

punters no baby - He's our best WHORE!

Metal Gear SS · 11-19-2008, 11:33 PM

Must we forget that Punt Head is probably the closest thing to satisfy the requirement of Headpunter? If we elect either Post Whore or O RLY baby, and, over time, he loses the ability to whore as efficiently as he once did, or to even, God forbid, lose his ability to tickle our fancy and go "O RLY", is it not the same as the fate of the Mustang? Soon, the Mustang will no longer be considered "competition," but roadkill. I implore you all, my brothers and sisters, to support the Punt Head Association of Legendary Lovers United States.

*GTAHVIT* · 11-20-2008, 10:35 AM

Well folks it's been an exciting second day of voting for this all important election.

While Post Whore has not released her very firm hold on her nearly see through lead, O RLY has made a grunting push to keep this race full of diaper filling tension.

Amidst cries of foul play the election roars on. Voter fraud has been under investigation but clever use of periods and font colors have prevented the UN from accomplishing any real results. The investigators were last seen lined up outside of Post Whore's 77 Buick century to question her.

In a recent press conference Post Whore made the following statement, "I'm very proud of my performance in this erection. I would hope that my current strategy will give me Viagra like staying power all the way to the finish."

Not to be outdone, O RLY answered questions at a town hall meeting.

Reporter: Post Whore says you won't last through the end of the election?

Answer: O RLY. She said that? She can't even change my stinky poo.

Reporter: She also says you have no experience.

Answer: O RRRRRLLLYYY. Well, She's a dirty trash can full of poo.

Reporter: She also said she's prepared to do things you've never dreamed of.

Answer: O RLY. She's desperate. I mean she's more desperate than normal.

The remaining two candidates are reeling from the continued beating they are taking. Axe held a press conference that only one person showed up to and was never seen again. While Punt Head's supporters are still out there, little has been done to move them back into the race.

More to follow.

*Camaro_Corvette* · 11-20-2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Blur

This vote has been so stressful that headpunter just had a period and made a wild call to the UN.

Another period, must be stress.

*GTAHVIT* · 11-20-2008, 10:58 AM

Oh MAN!

This is getting good. O RLY closed the gap to one vote!

C'mon folks. Voting will go through friday at midnight. Give the O RLY the support he needs. Today and tomorrow is all that's left...

*Camaro_Corvette* · 11-20-2008, 11:11 AM

^ I didn't notice that, we need a rally.

*GTAHVIT* · 11-20-2008, 02:27 PM

Bump for posterity...

camaro5 · 11-20-2008, 04:23 PM

Absolutely HILARIOUS gtahvit! LOL

*The_Blur* · 11-20-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by gtahvit

Bump for posterity...

I'm giving this thread a bump for the sake of bumping it.

View Poll Results: Vote for Headpunter's new avatar.
O RLY Baby	31	40.26%
Post Whore	30	38.96%
Axe Hitchhicker	7	9.09%
Punt Head	9	11.69%
Voters: 77. You may not vote on this poll

11-20-2008, 10:35 AM	#78
GTAHVIT Blessed Drives: 2013 Sonic RS MT Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saint Augustine FL Posts: 28,441 View My Garage	Election Coverage Cont. Well folks it's been an exciting second day of voting for this all important election. While Post Whore has not released her very firm hold on her nearly see through lead, O RLY has made a grunting push to keep this race full of diaper filling tension. Amidst cries of foul play the election roars on. Voter fraud has been under investigation but clever use of periods and font colors have prevented the UN from accomplishing any real results. The investigators were last seen lined up outside of Post Whore's 77 Buick century to question her. In a recent press conference Post Whore made the following statement, "I'm very proud of my performance in this erection. I would hope that my current strategy will give me Viagra like staying power all the way to the finish." Not to be outdone, O RLY answered questions at a town hall meeting. Reporter: Post Whore says you won't last through the end of the election? Answer: O RLY. She said that? She can't even change my stinky poo. Reporter: She also says you have no experience. Answer: O RRRRRLLLYYY. Well, She's a dirty trash can full of poo. Reporter: She also said she's prepared to do things you've never dreamed of. Answer: O RLY. She's desperate. I mean she's more desperate than normal. The remaining two candidates are reeling from the continued beating they are taking. Axe held a press conference that only one person showed up to and was never seen again. While Punt Head's supporters are still out there, little has been done to move them back into the race. More to follow. __________________ Click image to see build thread. PQ - "the love of cars. It's a boys first step toward manhood and a mans last hold on boyhood." Fbodfather - "We do not want to use the Z28 moniker on a car that does not deserve this hallowed name." The_Blur - "Let's not confuse competitors with equals."

11-20-2008, 10:58 AM	#80
GTAHVIT Blessed Drives: 2013 Sonic RS MT Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saint Augustine FL Posts: 28,441 View My Garage	Oh MAN! This is getting good. O RLY closed the gap to one vote! C'mon folks. Voting will go through friday at midnight. Give the O RLY the support he needs. Today and tomorrow is all that's left... __________________ Click image to see build thread. PQ - "the love of cars. It's a boys first step toward manhood and a mans last hold on boyhood." Fbodfather - "We do not want to use the Z28 moniker on a car that does not deserve this hallowed name." The_Blur - "Let's not confuse competitors with equals."

11-20-2008, 11:11 AM	#81
Camaro_Corvette 36.58625, -121.7568 Drives: Team 1LE Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Earth Posts: 23,710 View My Garage	^ I didn't notice that, we need a rally. __________________ I am seriously never serious vv V vv Next order of business

11-20-2008, 02:27 PM	#82
GTAHVIT Blessed Drives: 2013 Sonic RS MT Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saint Augustine FL Posts: 28,441 View My Garage	Bump for posterity... __________________ Click image to see build thread. PQ - "the love of cars. It's a boys first step toward manhood and a mans last hold on boyhood." Fbodfather - "We do not want to use the Z28 moniker on a car that does not deserve this hallowed name." The_Blur - "Let's not confuse competitors with equals."

11-19-2008, 11:11 PM	#76
camaro5 Drives: X-15 Velocipede Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SW Florida Posts: 4,630	punters no baby - He's our best WHORE!

11-19-2008, 11:33 PM	#77
Metal Gear SS Drives: 1987 Chevrolet Corvette Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: O'ahu, Hawaii Posts: 381	Must we forget that Punt Head is probably the closest thing to satisfy the requirement of Headpunter? If we elect either Post Whore or O RLY baby, and, over time, he loses the ability to whore as efficiently as he once did, or to even, God forbid, lose his ability to tickle our fancy and go "O RLY", is it not the same as the fate of the Mustang? Soon, the Mustang will no longer be considered "competition," but roadkill. I implore you all, my brothers and sisters, to support the Punt Head Association of Legendary Lovers United States.

11-20-2008, 04:23 PM	#83
camaro5 Drives: X-15 Velocipede Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SW Florida Posts: 4,630	Absolutely HILARIOUS gtahvit! LOL

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