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Old 11-13-2008, 08:56 AM   #1
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Funny Christmas Gifts

A Funny Gift Idea,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, Christmas is tight this year and I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers:

You need four maxi pads to make one pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.

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Old 11-13-2008, 09:00 PM   #2
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Wrong............just......wrong.
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Old 11-13-2008, 09:06 PM   #3
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Old 11-13-2008, 10:52 PM   #4
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that's tore up..... from the floor up......
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:03 PM   #5
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im sorry but is this a joke, no guy in there right mind is going to wanna wear maxi pads on his feet?
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:07 PM   #6
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i'm gonna need the 'sand bag' size... i wear 13s
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:41 PM   #7
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looks confortable
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:06 AM   #8
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im sorry but is this a joke, no guy in there right mind is going to wanna wear maxi pads on his feet?
You don't like the idea?




YES IT IS A JOKE!!!!!!
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i'm gonna need the 'sand bag' size... i wear 13s
LMAO!!
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:11 AM   #10
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size 13 please haha nice
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