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Old 10-28-2008, 02:06 AM   #505
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The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?," we asked.

She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.

The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. One guy said " I think you want an oil cap."

She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so **** funny about it."

Yes, she was a blonde.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:20 AM   #506
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we were originally complaining about post whores....now we are embracing it...

Seems they are one and the same! :updown: Bunch of complaining whores... Business as usual.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:39 AM   #508
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Hey, I'm just trying to catch up. spike's posting like crazy in my gif thread. That's growing way faster than this one. =P
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Hey, I'm just trying to catch up. spike's posting like crazy in my gif thread. That's growing way faster than this one. =P
spike could use some of his posts merged
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meh, not for me to decide, I was just pointing out the obvious.
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whoa we already had enough of DG's mood swings.
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it's the only "What he said" smiley we have and I was feeling lazy at the time.
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20 pages of non-sense.

non-sensical mis=understood people.

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