PWA "The Lounge"

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by Da Hose

Time to thread jack the PWA.....


y'all know the difference between guts and balls?

Guts: Coming home at 3am drunk, smelling like perfume with lipstick on your neck and giving your wife a kiss....

Balls: Comming home in the same fashion as above but slaping her on the azz and telling her she's next!!!!!

LMAO. Old, but still funny.
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[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

LMAO. Old, but still funny.
- X

Yeah, I just knocked the dust off and posted up!!!! It's how we ho's roll!!!!

LMAO

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Da Hose

Yeah, I just knocked the dust off and posted up!!!!

LMAO

[AdnanHfuda]

im back whats up

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by AdnanHfuda

im back whats up

Not much. Just workin'.
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[WadeWilson]

1st soldier: Who goes there?


King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

1st soldier: Pull the other one!

King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

1st soldier : What? Ridden on a horse?

King Arthur: Yes!

1st soldier : You're using coconuts!

King Arthur: What?

1st soldier : You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...

1st soldier : Where'd you get the coconuts?

King Arthur: We found them.

1st soldier : Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

King Arthur: What do you mean?

1st soldier : Well, this is a temperate zone

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

1st soldier : Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.

1st soldier : What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!

1st soldier : It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

1st soldier : Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

King Arthur: Please!

1st soldier : Am I right?

[zebra]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Hmm... that'll be tough. I'll see what I can do though.
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P.S. - this is the trip I was planning on taking: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&sour...,19.753418&z=6

that looks like a fun trip - quite a few C5r's home towns i see.


alright, i'm off to work

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by AdnanHfuda

im back whats up

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by Stang_Killer

1st soldier : Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

King Arthur: Please!

1st soldier : Am I right?

aaah monty!

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

aaah monty!

One of my favorite scenes from Holy Grail.

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by zebra

that looks like a fun trip - quite a few C5r's home towns i see.


alright, i'm off to work

Yep. My dad, Abygale, Zabo, Cyn, Fenstick, The National Corvette Museum, New Orleans, and BB are all on the route.
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[AdnanHfuda]

i dont get the whole soldier and king thing

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by AdnanHfuda

i dont get the whole soldier and king thing

You haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?!?!?!! Go rent it right now, go go go!!! Seriously though, it's a classic

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by AdnanHfuda

i dont get the whole soldier and king thing

Its from a movie.



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