very silly!

Darth_Emma · 04-06-2010, 08:26 PM

My sister sent me this joke, so I thought I'd share it with you folks.

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
(If you do not laugh out loud on this one, your "laugher" is broken!)

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

jeffny09 · 04-06-2010, 08:28 PM

i dont know if i get it

ljustin293 · 04-06-2010, 08:34 PM

that's hilarious

Muscle Master · 04-06-2010, 08:35 PM

Oh wow...

lmao

Muscle Master · 04-06-2010, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffny09

i dont know if i get it

How narrow is a muffler... that's all the clues you get

*Mr. Wyndham* · 04-06-2010, 08:37 PM

Silver ice SS · 04-06-2010, 08:43 PM

Lost...

*Mr. Wyndham* · 04-06-2010, 08:45 PM

Well...I'm definitely not going to be the one to explain what a genecologist does to all those who are lost...

Darth_Emma · 04-06-2010, 08:48 PM

NoUCantDriveIt · 04-06-2010, 10:09 PM

LMAO... funny

Class1E · 04-06-2010, 10:59 PM

2SSmeCamaro · 04-06-2010, 11:01 PM

lol!

WadeWilson · 04-06-2010, 11:03 PM

Xanthos · 04-06-2010, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muscle Master

How narrow is a muffler... that's all the clues you get

I think it also has to do with this play on words:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muff

See definition 1.
- X

04-06-2010, 08:26 PM	#1
Darth_Emma Psssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh! Drives: under contruction Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Marysville, Ohio Posts: 12,996 View My Garage	very silly! My sister sent me this joke, so I thought I'd share it with you folks. THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC (If you do not laugh out loud on this one, your "laugher" is broken!) A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

04-06-2010, 08:28 PM	#2
jeffny09 Drives: 2010 camaro Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: new york Posts: 5,618	i dont know if i get it __________________ top 10 reason why real men drive stick. 10. A manual transmission is the ultimate in control 9. You can use automotive jargon and not sound like a total tool 8. You can't spell "manual" without "man" 7. Manual transmissions prove you can do more than one thing at a time 6. You can't drift in an auto 5. You can't pull fancy moves in an automatic 4. You get better fuel economy with a stick 3. You’ll never look like a chump if you can drive stick 2. Manual transmission cars are faster 1. Women like a guy who is good with his hands.

04-06-2010, 08:37 PM	#6
Mr. Wyndham I used to be Dragoneye... Drives: 2018 ZL1 1LE Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 31,873 View My Garage	__________________ *"Keep the faith."* - Fbodfather

04-06-2010, 08:45 PM	#8
Mr. Wyndham I used to be Dragoneye... Drives: 2018 ZL1 1LE Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 31,873 View My Garage	Well...I'm definitely not going to be the one to explain what a genecologist does to all those who are lost... __________________ *"Keep the faith."* - Fbodfather

04-06-2010, 10:59 PM	#11
Class1E Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Big Lake, MN Posts: 392	__________________

04-06-2010, 08:34 PM	#3
ljustin293 Drives: 2010 VR CAMARO 2SS/RS Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: GA Posts: 15,060 View My Garage	that's hilarious

04-06-2010, 08:43 PM	#7
Silver ice SS Drives: Silver ice Metallic 2SS/RS Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 333	Lost...

04-06-2010, 08:48 PM	#9
Darth_Emma Psssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh! Drives: under contruction Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Marysville, Ohio Posts: 12,996 View My Garage

04-06-2010, 10:09 PM	#10
NoUCantDriveIt Drives: 2SS RS M6 CGM/Black Rally Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Austin TX Posts: 5,098	LMAO... funny

04-06-2010, 11:01 PM	#12
2SSmeCamaro Delete this account Drives: Delete this account Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: LA Posts: 226	lol!

04-06-2010, 11:03 PM	#13
WadeWilson How U Doin? Drives: 2014 CTS-V Coupe Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Californication Posts: 24,154 View My Garage

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