Always wear clean underwear!!!!!

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 10:13 AM

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Ghost of Vincent Price · 03-17-2010, 10:18 AM

LOL.

When I was 17 my best friend decided he wanted to skitch. Well we fired up the ol Taurus and headed down the street with him skitching behind. When we hit about 30mph he went into a death wobble and face planted into the street.

He laid there dead looking till we got back to him. He then got up blood all over his face and ran to someones yard. Some lady called the police and said we ran him over. LOL.

Anyways when the paramedics showed up and started to cart him away, the only thing I heard him say was "Im not wearing clean underwear". He was still retarded even after being knocked retarded.

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghost of Vincent Price

LOL.

When I was 17 my best friend decided he wanted to skitch. Well we fired up the ol Taurus and headed down the street with him skitching behind. When we hit about 30mph he went into a death wobble and face planted into the street.

He laid there dead looking till we got back to him. He then got up blood all over his face and ran to someones yard. Some lady called the police and said we ran him over. LOL.

Anyways when the paramedics showed up and started to cart him away, the only thing I heard him say was "Im not wearing clean underwear". He was still retarded even after being knocked retarded.

Brokinarrow · 03-17-2010, 11:15 AM

wow!

Sir Nuke · 03-17-2010, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Da Hose

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

MAN and here I thought you were pointing this at ME!! LOL

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

MAN and here I thought you were pointing this at ME!! LOL

Nooooo but good point!!!!

2010 SSRS · 03-17-2010, 12:08 PM

lol

*Camaro_Corvette* · 03-17-2010, 12:19 PM

LMAO

2000v6 · 03-17-2010, 12:43 PM

Is this for real though?

Partick · 03-17-2010, 12:57 PM

That hilarious, the wife and I were at at Costco a few years back rumaging the book table. Keep in mind we were standing across the table from each other talking when a guy comes up behind her and grabs her ass. knowing it wasn't me she without hesitation turns and smacks the guy in the face with the hard cover book in her hand as hard as she could. The guys wife was standing about 5' away and watched the whole thing. He couldn't even get out an apology before his wife comes over and smacks him on the back of his head with her purse. I could do nothing but fall on the floor laughing my ass off.

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Partick

That hilarious, the wife and I were at at Costco a few years back rumaging the book table. Keep in mind we were standing across the table from each other talking when a guy comes up behind her and grabs her ass. knowing it wasn't me she without hesitation turns and smacks the guy in the face with the hard cover book in her hand as hard as she could. The guys wife was standing about 5' away and watched the whole thing. He couldn't even get out an apology before his wife comes over and smacks him on the back of his head with her purse. I could do nothing but fall on the floor laughing my ass off.

thats awesome!!!

Partick · 03-17-2010, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Da Hose

thats awesome!!!

It was classic, we still laugh about every time we go Costco.

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Partick

It was classic, we still laugh about every time we go Costco.

I had this little girl about 2 or 3 yrs old, run up and hug my leg at the supermarket checkout line and when said hi to her she looked up and realized that I wasn't one of her parents...and the who the hell are you look I got was priceless!!!!

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 2000v6

Is this for real though?

nah...but funny as hell thou!

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Ghost of Vincent Price Banned Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: underground Posts: 374	LOL. When I was 17 my best friend decided he wanted to skitch. Well we fired up the ol Taurus and headed down the street with him skitching behind. When we hit about 30mph he went into a death wobble and face planted into the street. He laid there dead looking till we got back to him. He then got up blood all over his face and ran to someones yard. Some lady called the police and said we ran him over. LOL. Anyways when the paramedics showed up and started to cart him away, the only thing I heard him say was "Im not wearing clean underwear". He was still retarded even after being knocked retarded.

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Partick Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NorCal Posts: 958	That hilarious, the wife and I were at at Costco a few years back rumaging the book table. Keep in mind we were standing across the table from each other talking when a guy comes up behind her and grabs her ass. knowing it wasn't me she without hesitation turns and smacks the guy in the face with the hard cover book in her hand as hard as she could. The guys wife was standing about 5' away and watched the whole thing. He couldn't even get out an apology before his wife comes over and smacks him on the back of his head with her purse. I could do nothing but fall on the floor laughing my ass off.