Should children witness childbirth?

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 10:00 AM

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three (3) year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy, Heidi, so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed three year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place . . . smack his ass again!"

PB3 · 03-17-2010, 10:02 AM

lmao!

Ghost of Vincent Price · 03-17-2010, 10:05 AM

Grown men shouldnt witness childbirth.

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghost of Vincent Price

Grown men shouldnt witness childbirth.

AGREED!!!!!

camarowa · 03-17-2010, 10:58 AM

sugar'n'spice · 03-17-2010, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghost of Vincent Price

Grown men shouldnt witness childbirth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Hose

AGREED!!!!!

Whimps!

PAUL SS · 03-17-2010, 11:25 AM

All children witness childbirth, they just don't remember it. At least I don't.

2010 SSRS · 03-17-2010, 11:46 AM

lol

brandotron · 03-17-2010, 11:51 AM

2000v6 · 03-17-2010, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Da Hose

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three (3) year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy, Heidi, so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed three year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place . . . smack his ass again!"

That's funny. In certain occasions I'd say no, but this girl didn't have much of a choice and took it in stride.

2000v6 · 03-17-2010, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost of Vincent Price

Grown men shouldnt witness childbirth.

Yep

Partick · 03-17-2010, 12:33 PM

Ha thats funny, my sister in law said watching our kids delivery was all the birth control she needed.

Da Hose · 03-17-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Partick

Ha thats funny, my sister in law said watching our kids delivery was all the birth control she needed.

Xanthos · 03-17-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost of Vincent Price

Grown men shouldnt witness childbirth.

After having to learn to deliver an infant in my EMT class... I agree with this statement wholeheartedly.
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