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Old 10-02-2008, 12:53 PM   #15
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If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:00 PM   #16
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On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000

Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris

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Old 10-02-2008, 01:01 PM   #17
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands.
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:52 PM   #18
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:56 PM   #19
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:25 PM   #20
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well, we had 8 posts before we went to the Chuck Norris jokes. lol. keep em comin
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:27 PM   #21
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heres my contribution.
go to google.com
and type in " Find Chuck Norris" but click the "im feeling lucky" button

read everything on the page, theres some hidden stuff.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:29 PM   #22
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heres my contribution.
go to google.com
and type in " Find Chuck Norris" but click the "im feeling lucky" button

read everything on the page, theres some hidden stuff.
lol i love that it's so funny i forgot to put that up here
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:33 PM   #23
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first time ive seen this one:

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:54 PM   #24
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Ehh...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/fre.../mr_rogers.htm

Sorry buddy.
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:59 PM   #25
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Thanks for the info, I just received that email today and did not even think it would be manufactured. Just goes to show you you can not beleive anything online or in the news without verifying
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Old 10-06-2008, 12:01 AM   #26
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Thanks for the info, I just received that email today and did not even think it would be manufactured. Just goes to show you you can not beleive anything online or in the news without verifying
Yeah really.

Although I do find the idea of Mr. Rogers being a US Navy SEAL kinda cool for some reason...
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Old 10-06-2008, 12:05 AM   #27
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Yea, thinking of him having those tattoes under his sweater and whooping somebodies butt and then being this extremely soft spoken childrens entertainer is kind of cool. Kind of like Arnold in that Kindegarten Movie
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Old 10-06-2008, 12:20 AM   #28
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Thanks for the info, I just received that email today and did not even think it would be manufactured. Just goes to show you you can not beleive anything online or in the news without verifying
dont feel so bad, apple stock dropped like $30 this week when a webforum i frequent started a rumor (i wasnt part of it) that steve jobs had a heart attack. CNN ended up running the story and it took steve jobs coming out and doing a press conference to finally stop the stock price from falling any more.

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The stig has 4 knees and is on porteguese money
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