what is REALLY wrong with women - Page 3

sugar'n'spice · 02-04-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by coolman

Behind every man, there is a women rolling her eyes.

Jamie Mac · 02-05-2010, 07:59 AM

It's really quite simple. When extra pressure builds inside the body it causes bloating. Bloating can only expand the body so far until it causes cramping and head aches due to the brain being forced against the skull. This is a situation known as "bitchiness". When combined with a body chemical known as estrogen it causes insanity and a desire for sparkly things. Women suffer this condition due to the fact that they never fart. Men on the other hand have a chemical known as testosterone which causes constant farting thus relieving the pressure to the brain and bloating, thus keeping us completely sane. To prove my point, the other day I woke up and was relieving quite a bit of internal pressures through farting and I was happier for it. My wife who was in the same room was not farting and was bitching at me. So it's quite obvious when you think about it.

rudack · 02-05-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamie Mac

It's really quite simple. When extra pressure builds inside the body it causes bloating. Bloating can only expand the body so far until it causes cramping and head aches due to the brain being forced against the skull. This is a situation known as "bitchiness". When combined with a body chemical known as estrogen it causes insanity and a desire for sparkly things. Women suffer this condition due to the fact that they never fart. Men on the other hand have a chemical known as testosterone which causes constant farting thus relieving the pressure to the brain and bloating, thus keeping us completely sane. To prove my point, the other day I woke up and was relieving quite a bit of internal pressures through farting and I was happier for it. My wife who was in the same room was not farting and was bitching at me. So it's quite obvious when you think about it.

LOL

Skyblu · 02-05-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 1320junkie

Mine usually gets me into......

:tweetz:

Now that's funny!

*mlee* · 02-05-2010, 09:17 AM

After 26 years I managed to delete half of those switches...
Now mentoring newlywed dudes to do the same...

Sir Nuke · 02-05-2010, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by coolman

I love women their soft and bumpy.

YES they are......and in all the right places too!!

tjd24 · 02-05-2010, 10:45 AM

I live by two simple rules:

Rule #1 - My wife is always right

Rule #2 - If my wife appears to be wrong see Rule #1

Has worked for 26.5 years of marriage and 30 years overall...

SS FOR CRUZN · 02-05-2010, 11:43 AM

It can be a new adventure every 30 days, we'll she be Jekell or Hyde ??

Then you have the new breed of "Cougars" prowling about........

god love em, they just keep us sane !!

Sir Nuke · 02-05-2010, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tjd24

I live by two simple rules:

Rule #1 - My wife is always right

Rule #2 - If my wife appears to be wrong see Rule #1

Has worked for 26.5 years of marriage and 30 years overall...

wait....are you going to tell ME that YOU are NEVER wrong? hmmmmmm I can't wait to get to talk to your wife, something tells me that you have CLAIMED to be right a time or two........ROTFLMAO

Oddball · 02-06-2010, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by soverydeb

ok, here's the answer: It's what makes us MUCH MORE INTERESTING.

A game of Russian Rulette is "Interesting". Please. Lets not confuse Interesting with Anoying.

"prima"Donna · 02-06-2010, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamie Mac

It's really quite simple. When extra pressure builds inside the body it causes bloating. Bloating can only expand the body so far until it causes cramping and head aches due to the brain being forced against the skull. This is a situation known as "bitchiness". When combined with a body chemical known as estrogen it causes insanity and a desire for sparkly things. Women suffer this condition due to the fact that they never fart. Men on the other hand have a chemical known as testosterone which causes constant farting thus relieving the pressure to the brain and bloating, thus keeping us completely sane. To prove my point, the other day I woke up and was relieving quite a bit of internal pressures through farting and I was happier for it. My wife who was in the same room was not farting and was bitching at me. So it's quite obvious when you think about it.

Jamie, you always make me laugh!!!....good theory!!!...

tjd24 · 02-06-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

wait....are you going to tell ME that YOU are NEVER wrong? hmmmmmm I can't wait to get to talk to your wife, something tells me that you have CLAIMED to be right a time or two........ROTFLMAO

You didn't read this right - my wife is never wrong - I'm wrong all the time - she tells me so and I can count on you to tell me so as well...

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Originally Posted by tjd24

I live by two simple rules:

Rule #1 - My wife is always right

Rule #2 - If my wife appears to be wrong see Rule #1

Has worked for 26.5 years of marriage and 30 years overall...

"prima"Donna · 02-07-2010, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by tjd24

You didn't read this right - my wife is never wrong - I'm wrong all the time - she tells me so and I can count on you to tell me so as well...

Spoken by a very smart husband!!!...lol....

Even though I don't agree with you at all!!!...I can't imagine you always being wrong Tom!!!

Sir Nuke · 02-07-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by "prima"Donna

Spoken by a very smart husband!!!...lol....

Even though I don't agree with you at all!!!...I can't imagine you always being wrong Tom!!!

That what I tried to tell him too......lol

02-05-2010, 07:59 AM	#30
Jamie Mac NCM-WINR Drives: 2010 SS/RS IOM 2014 2LT Stingray Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,324	It's really quite simple. When extra pressure builds inside the body it causes bloating. Bloating can only expand the body so far until it causes cramping and head aches due to the brain being forced against the skull. This is a situation known as "bitchiness". When combined with a body chemical known as estrogen it causes insanity and a desire for sparkly things. Women suffer this condition due to the fact that they never fart. Men on the other hand have a chemical known as testosterone which causes constant farting thus relieving the pressure to the brain and bloating, thus keeping us completely sane. To prove my point, the other day I woke up and was relieving quite a bit of internal pressures through farting and I was happier for it. My wife who was in the same room was not farting and was bitching at me. So it's quite obvious when you think about it. __________________ also drives a heavily modified Jeep Wrangler. It has LED headlights and wheel weights blacked out with Plasti Dip. It's Baller. Last edited by Jamie Mac; 02-05-2010 at 08:33 AM.

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02-05-2010, 10:45 AM	#35
tjd24 Thank you Oshawa/St.Cats! Drives: was 2010 2LT RS 2G1FC1EV4A9103434 Join Date: May 2009 Location: NW NJ Posts: 3,481 View My Garage	I live by two simple rules: Rule #1 - My wife is always right Rule #2 - If my wife appears to be wrong see Rule #1 Has worked for 26.5 years of marriage and 30 years overall... __________________ #3434 Born 4-15-2009, Delivered 5-22-2009 BBOMG 2/3/4 - Traded-in 8/31/2019:

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