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Old 01-16-2010, 01:07 AM   #7729
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ' If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner? '

' No, I had to stop drinking years ago ' , the homeless woman told me.

' Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food? ' I asked.

' No, I don ' t waste time shopping, ' the homeless woman said. ' I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive. '

' Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food? ' I asked.

' Are you NUTS! ' replied the homeless woman. I haven ' t had my hair done in 20 years! '

' Well, I said, ' I ' m not going to give you the money. Instead, I ' m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight. '

The homeless Woman was shocked. ' Won ' t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I ' m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting. '

I said, ' That ' s okay. It ' s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine. '


BTW puter whiz you were razzing me and YOUR pic didn't work.
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:09 AM   #7730
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your quandry, my laundry, whats the difference.... take care of them....
Yep... he fits in here.
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:09 AM   #7731
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:12 AM   #7732
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BTW puter whiz you were razzing me and YOUR pic didn't work.
Here is a mirror image...for you...
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:12 AM   #7733
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:12 AM   #7734
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Well gentlemen, it's been fun as always. Time for me to study the inside of my eyelids for awhile.

g'nite!





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Old 01-16-2010, 01:14 AM   #7735
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STRIIIIKE TWOOOO!!! 'cmon batta batta... LOL
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:14 AM   #7736
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Well gentlemen, it's been fun as always. Time for me to study the inside of my eyelids for awhile.

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Ditto, but not sleep, work.... Thanks for a great time...Both of you...
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:15 AM   #7737
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Well gentlemen, it's been fun as always. Time for me to study the inside of my eyelids for awhile.

g'nite!





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Sweet Dreams Deb , good luck finding what you need at the hardware store tomorrow and don't forget to go to the camera store to , so you can keep me updated with the progress on your project
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:15 AM   #7738
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*hugs* nite 68

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Old 01-16-2010, 01:16 AM   #7739
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Sweet Dreams Deb , good luck finding what you need at the hadware store tomorrow and don't forget to go to the camera store to , so you can keep me updated with the progress on your project
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:17 AM   #7740
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STRIIIIKE TWOOOO!!! 'cmon batta batta... LOL
OMG, i need a depends, and my eyes are watering.... from laughing so hard...
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:18 AM   #7742
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