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Old 12-30-2009, 05:44 PM   #108305
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Three Little Pigs:

The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.
'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'


But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'








The third piggy says -







'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:45 PM   #108306
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:52 PM   #108307
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Three Little Pigs:

The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.
'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'


But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'








The third piggy says -







'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:59 PM   #108308
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HEY, your sig is in the correct order finally!
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:01 PM   #108309
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HEY, your sig is in the correct order finally!
Sorry, for some reason the pics are starting to get scarce. I don't know why these camaros can't seem to be caught together with their big brother.
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:03 PM   #108310
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Sorry, for some reason the pics are starting to get scarce. I don't know why these camaros can't seem to be caught together with their big brother.
Well, one reason is that MANY people in these cold winter weather states have put them both away for the winter!
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Well, one reason is that MANY people in these cold winter weather states have put them both away for the winter!
True.
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:20 PM   #108312
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True.
Its sad to see one not tucked away, especially when their is salt all over the road!:(
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:38 PM   #108313
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:42 PM   #108314
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F&*$%^%!!!

My bosses emailed everyone two weeks ago with the holiday schedule, which indicated that we'd be off at noon tomorrow. Just got a call from my immediate manager saying that they're making us all work a full day. Screw everyone's New Years Eve, who cares if everyone planned around the earlier schedule!

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F&*$%^%!!!

My bosses emailed everyone two weeks ago with the holiday schedule, which indicated that we'd be off at noon tomorrow. Just got a call from my immediate manager saying that they're making us all work a full day. Screw everyone's New Years Eve, who cares if everyone planned around the earlier schedule!

Wait.. You guys get New Years Eve off? WTF?! Next you'll say you had Xmas eve off to.
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Wait.. You guys get New Years Eve off? WTF?! Next you'll say you had Xmas eve off to.
Wasn't supposed to have it off, it was supposed to be a half day.
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We were told Extended hours on New Years Eve... So be happy
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