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Iwantone2 · 12-23-2009, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tribone

"chick on the pier"

It was a beautiful day and there was a Chick on a Pier with no arms and no legs crying on the ledge. So this very good looking guy comes up to her and asks her, "why are you crying?"

She looks up to him and tells him, "today is my 21st birthday and I've never been f****d."

He looks at her and smiles and says, "would you like me to help you with that?"

She stops crying, and with a big smile on her face she tells him, "YES!!!"

So he kicks her off the ledge and into the water and tells her, "well your f****d now!"

LMFGDAO!!!!!!!

Iwantone2 · 12-23-2009, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by springerpete

Colder than a well-digger's ass.

i think someone said cold...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gibby

"Tell me where your at, and I'll come where your to".

I'll be there

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyman 08

Close, Sub zero temperatures.. "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a Brass Monkey"

that makes sense

springerpete · 12-23-2009, 10:12 PM

rule of thumb

SNV · 12-24-2009, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tribone

"He's been treated like a red-headed step child"

That would be my department at work haha.

Iwantone2 · 12-24-2009, 10:17 AM

"Know where your bread is buttered"

Gibby · 12-24-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

"Know where your bread is buttered"

Isn't that, "Know which side your bread is buttered on"?

1320junkie · 12-24-2009, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

"Know where your bread is buttered"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gibby

Isn't that, "Know which side your bread is buttered on"?

Actually both of those have two different meanings

Gibby · 12-24-2009, 02:34 PM

"TELL ME WHERE YOUR AT AND I WILL COME WHERE YOUR TO"

I'll be there

Close; it's Newfie (Newfoundlander) for "Tell me where you are, and I will come there".

Iwantone2 · 12-24-2009, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gibby

"TELL ME WHERE YOUR AT AND I WILL COME WHERE YOUR TO"

I'll be there

Close; it's Newfie (Newfoundlander) for "Tell me where you are, and I will come there".

Cool! close is good enough for me!

Angrybird 12 · 12-24-2009, 03:52 PM

"Don't get above your Raisin'"

Iwantone2 · 12-24-2009, 04:47 PM

You're killing me, Skyman!!!

I have no idea...

1320junkie · 12-24-2009, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyman 08

"Don't get above your Raisin'"

Don't forget where you came from? Or dont get to big for your britches? Od dont forget your manners? Any of those close?

Iwantone2 · 12-24-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1320junkie

Don't forget where you came from? Or dont get to big for your britches? Od dont forget your manners? Any of those close?

I'm going to agree with this one...

Angrybird 12 · 12-24-2009, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1320junkie

Don't forget where you came from? Or dont get to big for your britches? Od dont forget your manners? Any of those close?

Usually means the Don't forget where you came from and how you were raised...

here's an easy one
"a few cards short of a full deck"
or
" a few bricks shy of a full load"

12-23-2009, 10:12 PM	#73
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12-24-2009, 03:52 PM	#80
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12-24-2009, 04:47 PM	#81
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