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Old 12-22-2009, 12:35 PM   #99
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the little fortunes i find in the cookies sound more like advice then fortune.
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:13 PM   #100
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From a dirty cookie
"Double your pleasure double your fun, F%$k twins."
Only one I ever kept
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:21 PM   #101
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I've kept 2 throughout my once a week chinese binge at a local restaurant.
The first one is perfect. lmao

Generosity and perfection are your assets and they show..........in bed!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:48 PM   #102
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The first one is perfect. lmao

Generosity and perfection are your assets and they show..........in bed!!!!!!!!!!
Now that is a good one ^

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Time heals all wounds, keep your chin up....in bed

Trying to see the bright side of that one
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:54 PM   #103
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Only one I ever kept
Am I the only one here who has ever had the urge to buy some of those x-rated fortune cookies and slip them into an actual Chinese food place's fortune cookies? The one in my town just has a big container of them up front; it would be really easy to do...
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:04 PM   #104
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Now that is a good one ^

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Time heals all wounds, keep your chin up....in bed

Trying to see the bright side of that one
Maybe there are mirrors on the ceiling? ....in bed



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Am I the only one here who has ever had the urge to buy some of those x-rated fortune cookies and slip them into an actual Chinese food place's fortune cookies? The one in my town just has a big container of them up front; it would be really easy to do...
If it's easy, you should do it......in bed!
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:21 PM   #105
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If it's easy, you should do it......in bed!
And how would a classy lady like yourself know about mirrors on the ceiling?
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:41 PM   #106
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And how would a classy lady like yourself know about mirrors on the ceiling?

Ummmm....I've heard about them. Yeah, that's it!
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:49 PM   #107
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Ummmm....I've heard about them. Yeah, that's it!
That's my kind of classy lady!
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:54 PM   #108
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Now that is a good one ^

Mine today -
Time heals all wounds, keep your chin up....in bed

Trying to see the bright side of that one
I can't even say the crazy ideas that just ran through my head.

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Am I the only one here who has ever had the urge to buy some of those x-rated fortune cookies and slip them into an actual Chinese food place's fortune cookies? The one in my town just has a big container of them up front; it would be really easy to do...
Oh CF ~ you're so much FUN!


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And how would a classy lady like yourself know about mirrors on the ceiling?
Ummmm....I've heard about them. Yeah, that's it!

..........I'm calling
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Old 12-22-2009, 05:00 PM   #109
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Abygale,

Here is one for you, "Live for the Day" it could be put in a cookie.

Love your hat Santa.
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Old 12-22-2009, 05:03 PM   #110
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Here is one for you, "Live for the Day" it could be put in a cookie.

Love your hat Santa.
"Live for the Day.. in bed."
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Old 12-22-2009, 05:10 PM   #111
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Oh CF ~ you're so much FUN!
Exactly how much fun do you think I am, Sweetness?
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Exactly how much fun do you think I am, Sweetness.......in bed
CF, you like making me work hard don't you........in bed

(i had to fix this one too sheesh!)
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