Corrupt a Wish

[CynAgain]

Originally Posted by mjlash22

granted....no comment haha

i wish i didnt have work today

Granted: You'll never work again...or have any money.

I wish I had a new truck.

[TIE FIGHTR]

Originally Posted by CynAgain

Granted: You'll never work again...or have any money.

I wish I had a new truck.

Granted: It's a hand truck and you have to push your things all over town like a homeless person...in nice boots though!

I wish I didn't get jet lag when I travel.

[CynAgain]

Originally Posted by TIE FIGHTR

Granted: It's a hand truck and you have to push your things all over town like a homeless person...in nice boots though!

I wish I didn't get jet lag when I travel.

Thanks!

Granted: No jet lag, but you can only sleep for 20 minutes at a time unless you're on an airplane.

I wish it was 5pm.

[5thGenCamaroChick]

Originally Posted by TIE FIGHTR

Granted: It's a hand truck and you have to push your things all over town like a homeless person...in nice boots though!

I wish I didn't get jet lag when I travel.

Granted: The next plane you board crashes into the pacific ocean and you're eaten by sharks after being molested by octopi.

I wish my 15 yr old dog didn't have arthritis so she could walk up the stairs on her own. (not complaining about carrying her, it's just a reminder that she's not going to be with me much longer)

[5thGenCamaroChick]

Originally Posted by CynAgain

Thanks!

Granted: No jet lag, but you can only sleep for 20 minutes at a time unless you're on an airplane.

I wish it was 5pm.

Granted: It's 5pm in China, which means it's 4 am here. Almost time to get up for work.

I wish I didn't have such a bad back so carrying my dog up the stairs was easier.

[CynAgain]

Originally Posted by 5thGenCamaroChick

Granted: It's 5pm in China, which means it's 4 am here. Almost time to get up for work.

I wish I didn't have such a bad back so carrying my dog up the stairs was easier.

Granted: I just cant say anything bad about this wish. :(

I wish everyone's problems were solved.

[coolman]

Originally Posted by mrray13

granted, but you realize you are just biting yourself constantly

I'm just one of the dumb asses in the world. My wish was to bite them all.

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by CynAgain

Granted: I just cant say anything bad about this wish. :(

I wish everyone's problems were solved.

Granted, but then they got new problems.

I wish it were pay week.
- X

[coolman]

Originally Posted by CynAgain

Granted: I just cant say anything bad about this wish. :(

I wish everyone's problems were solved.

Granted: Everyone died


I wish my dog could do my job so I could go fishing.

[coolman]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Granted, but then they got new problems.

I wish it were pay week.
- X

Granted: but it's your last one ever

[Rocks RS]

Originally Posted by coolman

I wish my dog could do my job so I could go fishing.

Granted: Now your dog works and you are now put outside and live in the dog house while he works and lives in your house.

I wish The Cleveland Browns would win the Super Bowl in the NFL.

[mrray13]

Granted, but they played Madden 05 to do it.


I wish my dog didn't have ADD

[Skyblu]

granted ,but now ALL his attention is on your leg-he can't stop humping it!

I wish it was 4:30 quittin time-camaro drivin time!

[mrray13]

Granted, but when you go outside, you realize today someone else is driving your Camaro.


I wish UPS would show up with my headers