Corrupt a Wish - Page 51

PQ · 12-08-2009, 02:24 PM

Granted: She dumps you before you give it to her.

I wish I could too (for Bonnie)

*GTAHVIT* · 12-08-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Granted: Now you can't see them doing the damage.

I wish I had a smaller C5 shirt.
- X

Granted

coolman · 12-08-2009, 02:28 PM

granted: the day after she has you killed

I wish to have all of my previous wishes uncorupted.

fastal · 12-08-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: the day after she has you killed

I wish to have all of my previous wishes uncorupted.

Granted, your IP has been banned, your account, all posts and any posts quoting you have been deleted.

I wish I didn't like soda.

PQ · 12-08-2009, 02:41 PM

Granted: You get a concerning taste for Urin

I wish I had a supercharger on my car

coolman · 12-08-2009, 02:48 PM

granted: you have the supercharger but your car only has a 5hp lawn mower engine in it

I wish I could think my way to anywhere I want.

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-08-2009, 04:29 PM

Granted: You immediately receive head trauma and think you're a canine. You constantly think your way to the butt of your neighbor's pit bull.

I wish the week would fast forward to the weekend

coolman · 12-08-2009, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: You immediately receive head trauma and think you're a canine. You constantly think your way to the butt of your neighbor's pit bull.

I wish the week would fast forward to the weekend

Is the pit bull a girl?

Granted: it's the weekend( 1min later) now it's monday.

I wish the pit bull was a girl and in heat.

Iwantone2 · 12-08-2009, 04:50 PM

Granted: she also has rabies

i wish i could speak japanese as well

coolman · 12-08-2009, 04:53 PM

granted: but you never talk to anyone else that knows japanese.

I wish now that I have rabies i could bite all the dumb asses in the world

mrray13 · 12-08-2009, 05:59 PM

granted, but you realize you are just biting yourself constantly

I wish people knew the difference between honest to God, real pit bulls and teh current crop of bully breeds people think are pit bulls.

patriotpa · 12-08-2009, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrray13

granted, but you realize you are just biting yourself constantly

I wish people knew the difference between honest to God, real pit bulls and teh current crop of bully breeds people think are pit bulls.

Granted. People know the difference, but you are no longer one of them. You are a small, yappy female pomeranian stuck at the dog pound surrounded by angry, rabid, inbred, HUGE, horny male pitbulls.

I wish I could see that wish come true with no harm whatsoever to myself, especially since we're still all naked in a pile!

mrray13 · 12-08-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patriotpa

Granted. People know the difference, but you are no longer one of them. You are a small, yappy female pomeranian stuck at the dog pound surrounded by angry, rabid, inbred, HUGE, horny male pitbulls.

I wish I could see that wish come true with no harm whatsoever to myself, especially since we're still all naked in a pile!

I have nothing, I'm laughing too freakin hard...

mjlash22 · 12-09-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patriotpa

Granted. People know the difference, but you are no longer one of them. You are a small, yappy female pomeranian stuck at the dog pound surrounded by angry, rabid, inbred, HUGE, horny male pitbulls.

I wish I could see that wish come true with no harm whatsoever to myself, especially since we're still all naked in a pile!

granted....no comment haha

i wish i didnt have work today

12-08-2009, 02:24 PM	#701
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	Granted: She dumps you before you give it to her. I wish I could too (for Bonnie) __________________

12-08-2009, 02:41 PM	#705
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	Granted: You get a concerning taste for Urin I wish I had a supercharger on my car __________________

12-08-2009, 04:29 PM	#707
NoUCantDriveIt Drives: 2SS RS M6 CGM/Black Rally Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Austin TX Posts: 5,098	Granted: You immediately receive head trauma and think you're a canine. You constantly think your way to the butt of your neighbor's pit bull. I wish the week would fast forward to the weekend __________________ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

12-08-2009, 04:50 PM	#709
Iwantone2 Voice Of The Voiceless Drives: CGM 1SS RS Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: OC Cali Posts: 9,610 View My Garage	Granted: she also has rabies i wish i could speak japanese as well __________________

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mrray13 Drives: 2010 1LT RS Rally Yellow Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: southern Illinois Posts: 2,973	granted, but you realize you are just biting yourself constantly I wish people knew the difference between honest to God, real pit bulls and teh current crop of bully breeds people think are pit bulls.