Corrupt a Wish

[Booster]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: But you will have to work for the next 3 years without a day off non-stop

I wish I was President of Microsoft

Granted...You're scheduled to take the position on December 22, 2012, one day after Bill Gates retirement...and the end of the world!

[tribone]

Originally Posted by Booster

Granted...You're scheduled to take the position on December 22, 2012, one day after Bill Gates retirement...and the end of the world!

Hahaha. Thanks

And your wish...

[Booster]

Originally Posted by tribone

Hahaha. Thanks

And your wish...

I wish someone would make a decent Superman movie...

[tribone]

Originally Posted by Booster

I wish someone would make a decent Superman movie...

Granted: Then the movie is a fluke and it only has one showing and never makes it to Blu-ray

I wish they would make more Tom & Jerry Cartoons

[Booster]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: Then the movie is a fluke and it only has one showing and never makes it to Blu-ray

I wish they would make more Tom & Jerry Cartoons

Granted but due to strick FCC regulations the network debutes a more "family friendly" Tom & Jerry with a weekly religious message sponsored by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints!

I wish I had more beer and a couple Vicodin!

[tribone]

Originally Posted by Booster

Granted but due to strick FCC regulations the network debutes a more "family friendly" Tom & Jerry with a weekly religious message sponsored by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints!

I wish I had more beer and a couple Vicodin!

Granted: But the beer and the Vicodin are in the garage inside your Camaro and there is no way of getting in your garage because you're so drunk you don't remember the combination to your safe where you have your garage keys.

I wish I could stop watching this stupid Jersey Shore TV show

[lil_chef]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: But the beer and the Vicodin are in the garage inside your Camaro and there is no way of getting in your garage because you're so drunk you don't remember the combination to your safe where you have your garage keys.

I wish I could stop watching this stupid Jersey Shore TV show

granted but your stuck watching an endless marathon of my super sweet sixteen instead.

i wish i was finished with college now

[tribone]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

granted but your stuck watching an endless marathon of my super sweet sixteen instead.

i wish i was finished with college now

Hahaha. I'll take the Jersey Shore.

Granted: There is no job opening available for your degree

I wish I had finished College

[derklug]

Granted: you were busted for meth possesion and thrown out.
I wish I had 1000 horse and the skill to use it.

[tribone]

Originally Posted by derklug

Granted: you were busted for meth possesion and thrown out.
I wish I had 1000 horse and the skill to use it.

Granted: But you don't have any gas to drive it

I wish I could dance.

[Dave_O]

Originally Posted by tribone

Granted: But you don't have any gas to drive it

I wish I could dance.

Granted: but now the gay guys are all over you!

I wish I didn't have to do this homework!

[Booster]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Granted: but now the gay guys are all over you!

I wish I didn't have to do this homework!

Granted...you just been given a life sentence without parole for a crime you didn't commit.

I wish I knew more about performance mods for my new Camaro.

[tribone]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Granted: but now the gay guys are all over you!

I wish I didn't have to do this homework!

Welcome!!

Granted: But you will fail this call and not be able to graduate

I wish I had another Camaro

[Dave_O]

Originally Posted by tribone

Welcome!!

Granted: But you will fail this call and not be able to graduate

I wish I had another Camaro

No, I shouldnt! LOL and THANKS!


Granted: but the transport truck driver didnt tie your camaro down so it slid off the back of the truck where I picked it up!!!

I wish I could think of better wishes! LOL