Corrupt a Wish

[tribone]

Originally Posted by lordfriday2

Granted: Your wife will leave you if you drive past the posted speed limit :P
...

Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" started playing in my head!!!

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

I wish I still didn't know that

Granted. You're really a monkey who happens to be punching on a keyboard trying to recreate shakespear.
- X

[lil_chef]

Originally Posted by shank0668

Granted: You live in jail

I wish I had a fourwheeler.

Granted: your four wheeler is bright pink and has a toyota drive by wire system,

i wish i still wasnt not working on my paper

[CJ Man]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

Granted: your four wheeler is bright pink and has a toyota drive by wire system,

i wish i still wasnt not working on my paper

Granted: You are blogging on internet forum. You keep procrastinating and now will fail your class. You have to do it all over again.

I wish Jessica Alba was naked in front me pouring hot fudge on a naked megan fox.

[lil_chef]

Originally Posted by CJ Man

Granted: You are blogging on internet forum. You keep procrastinating and now will fail your class. You have to do it all over again.

I wish Jessica Alba was naked in front me pouring hot fudge on a naked megan fox.

granted:......... 50 years from now

i wish i had food in my fridge

[CJ Man]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

granted:......... 50 years from now

i wish i had food in my fridge

i guess i am in heaven

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by CJ Man

Granted: You are blogging on internet forum. You keep procrastinating and now will fail your class. You have to do it all over again.

I wish Jessica Alba was naked in front me pouring hot fudge on a naked megan fox.

*pauses while THAT image plays in my head*

Granted: they're both lesbians..... wait no, thats still not bad... they both have a raging case of herpes.... no, that still wouldn't stop the average man..... granted: If you get aroused a midget will guillotine your manhood.

I wish I could get this image out of my head now...

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Granted. You're really a monkey who happens to be punching on a keyboard trying to recreate shakespear.
- X

OMG! How did you know?!?

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

*pauses while THAT image plays in my head*

Granted: they're both lesbians..... wait no, thats still not bad... they both have a raging case of herpes.... no, that still wouldn't stop the average man..... granted: If you get aroused a midget will guillotine your manhood.

I wish I could get this image out of my head now...

[CJ Man]

Damn Corrupt a WISH!!!

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Originally Posted by CJ Man

Do i still get to keep my tounge?

There ya go CJ

[CJ Man]

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

There ya go CJ

[lil_chef]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

*pauses while THAT image plays in my head*

Granted: they're both lesbians..... wait no, thats still not bad... they both have a raging case of herpes.... no, that still wouldn't stop the average man..... granted: If you get aroused a midget will guillotine your manhood.

I wish I could get this image out of my head now...

Granted, the image is replaced with Danny Devito and Benicio del toro doing the same deed.if you DONT get aroused your manhood AND your tounge are cut off with a nail filer.

i wish the patriots didnt get their asses handed to them on monday.

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by lil_chef

Granted, the image is replaced with Danny Devito and Benicio del toro doing the same deed.if you DONT get aroused your manhood AND your tounge are cut off with a nail filer.

wow, well played, THAT is truly horrifying!