Corrupt a Wish

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Granted: Your dog now does not pass gas "all the time," but instead it collects said poots into one ginormous flatulence that makes your eyes water at a random time each day.

I wish I was highbrow enough to not grin at the word "poots."

Granted, but your greatest desire is now to buy a toyota.

I wish I didn't have to go to class in a few minutes.
- X

[DDustiNN]

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

I wish I was highbrow enough to not grin at the word "poots."

Granted. You are now so smug that you "poot" into a glass and then smell it. You also drive a Prius.

I wish the Prius didn't exist.

*doh* Xanthos beat me to it...

[67 Convertible]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Granted, but your greatest desire is now to buy a toyota.

I wish I didn't have to go to class in a few minutes.
- X

Granted: You have no education and will work for $6.00 per hour the rest of your life.
I wish my dog could talk.

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by 67 Convertible

Granted: You have no education and will work for $6.00 per hour the rest of your life.
I wish my dog could talk.

Granted. And he decided to tell you all about the fiery threesome your wife/gf/significant other had last night. Without you.

I wish my phone got better reception.
- X

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by DDustiNN

Granted. You are now so smug that you "poot" into a glass and then smell it. You also drive a Prius.

I wish the Prius didn't exist.

*doh* Xanthos beat me to it...

Dear God, man!

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by 67 Convertible

Granted: You have no education and will work for $6.00 per hour the rest of your life.
I wish my dog could talk.

Granted: He now takes YOU out for walks so you can poop in the neighbor's yard.

I wish that we could get controllable fusion perfected.

-- dangit Xanthos, ur too fast! --

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

Granted: He now takes YOU out for walks so you can poop in the neighbor's yard.

I wish that we could get controllable fusion perfected.

-- dangit Xanthos, ur too fast! --

Granted. We did, and then the russians made a bomb out of it. BEFORE we did.

I wish I were faster.
- X

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Granted. And he decided to tell you all about the fiery threesome your wife/gf/significant other had last night. Without you.

I wish my phone got better reception.
- X

Granted, but every time you receive a call or text message you grow a new appendage. I repeat my fusion wish from above.

[PQ]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

Granted: He now takes YOU out for walks so you can poop in the neighbor's yard.

I wish that we could get controllable fusion perfected.

-- dangit Xanthos, ur too fast! --

Granted: You..... it......uh........... What's that.........

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Granted. We did, and then the russians made a bomb out of it. BEFORE we did.

I wish I were faster.
- X

I mean sustained fusion that we can use for power, not the bombs

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

I wish I were faster.

Granted: "Xanthos, Fastest Man Alive" is the title of the article your woman did for Playgirl. The results weren't pretty.

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

I mean sustained fusion that we can use for power, not the bombs

Lmao. Like I said, the russians used it to make a weapon.


- X

P.S. - OMG CF!!! LMFAO!

[Skyblu]

Originally Posted by DDustiNN

Granted. You are now so smug that you "poot" into a glass and then smell it. You also drive a Prius.

I wish the Prius didn't exist.

*doh* Xanthos beat me to it...

Granted: now we have no car/car owner's to make fun of here anymore!

I wish I won the lottery!

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Granted: "Xanthos, Fastest Man Alive" is the title of the article your woman did for Playgirl. The results weren't pretty.

jeez.

I wish I could party at the Playboy Mansion for a weekend.