Corrupt a Wish

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

Granted: Bonnie has decided to move into a house with 3-foot high doorways

I wish I had a lot more money

Granted: It's all in foreign currency worth pennies on the US Dollar

I wish I could eat anything and never gain weight.

*dang, PQ beat me... of course it wasn't in his car *

[lordfriday2]

Originally Posted by PQ

Granted: You now have a dollar.

I wish My Camaro was faster.

Granted: Your wife will leave you if you drive past the posted speed limit :P

I wish I had pocket lint

[Iwantone2]

Originally Posted by PQ

Granted: You now have a dollar.

I wish My Camaro was faster.

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: It's all in foreign currency worth pennies on the US Dollar

I wish I could eat anything and never gain weight.

*dang, PQ beat me... of course it wasn't in his car *

very good comebacks

thanks to you guys, people at work think i'm crazy because i'm laughing to myself

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: It's all in foreign currency worth pennies on the US Dollar

I wish I could eat anything and never gain weight.

*dang, PQ beat me... of course it wasn't in his car *

Granted: You now have a large tapeworm in your intestines and require surgery

I wish work wasn't so boring today...

[PQ]

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

*dang, PQ beat me... of course it wasn't in his car *

Originally Posted by lordfriday2

Granted: Your wife will leave you if you drive past the posted speed limit :P

I wish I had pocket lint

.............. That would suck. lmao

Granted, You now hove NO money. lmao

I wish It was April allready.

[Iwantone2]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

Granted: You now have a large tapeworm in your intestines and require surgery

I wish work wasn't so boring today...

Granted: you've just been fired (heaven forbid )

I wish I had a faster computer

[PQ]

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

Granted: you've just been fired (heaven forbid )

I wish I had a faster computer

Granted: You are now into Dell for 3000 dollars at 35% interest

I wish I had some budweiser

[Iwantone2]

Originally Posted by PQ

.............. That would suck. lmao

Granted, You now hove NO money. lmao

I wish It was April allready.

Granted: your kids have grown up faster than you thought they would

i still wish i had a faster computer

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by PQ

Granted: You are now into Dell for 3000 dollars at 35% interest

I wish I had some budweiser

Granted: Unfortunately the Belgian's have bought out Bud and its no longer an American beer....... oh wait...

I wish Bud would have STAYED American.

[lordfriday2]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

Granted: Unfortunately the Belgian's have bought out Bud and its no longer an American beer....... oh wait...

I wish Bud would have STAYED American.

Granted: the budweiser factory went out of business

I wish my dog wouldn't fart all the time

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

Granted: Unfortunately the Belgian's have bought out Bud and its no longer an American beer....... oh wait...

I wish Bud would have STAYED American.

Granted: But you now live in a dry county

I wish I could post one of these before someone else beats me to it.

[Brokinarrow]

Wow, 3 replies on that one

[Brokinarrow]

nvm, looks like someone removed the 3rd one...

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by lordfriday2

I wish my dog wouldn't fart all the time

Granted: Your dog now does not pass gas "all the time," but instead it collects said poots into one ginormous flatulence that makes your eyes water at a random time each day.

I wish I was highbrow enough to not grin at the word "poots."