You know your old when... - Page 5

Drew10 · 09-07-2012, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motorhead

You know you're old when you sit on your balls all the time.

=Stephens= · 09-07-2012, 01:26 PM

When you car doesn't have a cd player in it and you have to get an Ipod. LOL, too bad for the new 13s.

molsonbrador · 09-07-2012, 08:37 PM

When you laugh at 1/2 of these posts and say, yep, did it, yep, remember that.

rusn63@yahoo.com · 09-07-2012, 08:58 PM

when local rite-aid mails free box of depends

Avenging Orange · 09-09-2012, 02:04 AM

I'll let Rodney Dangerfield answer this one for me:

Today's been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off...picked up the briefcase, the handle fell off.......I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!

I go into a mortuary, there's a sign with my picture on it....says coming soon!

The truth of the matter is I'm getting old. I went to my doctor, he tells me, "I want a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample." So I left my underwear and went home!

No respect, I tell ya!

midnighter · 09-09-2012, 02:35 AM

...when you need Depends.

CalgaryZL1 · 04-20-2024, 05:55 PM

You know you’re old when your new favourite tool is a Label maker.

Whoomba · 04-21-2024, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarolinaChick

If you do, let me know. I'll let you borrow some of my 8 tracks!! I've even got some Statler Brothers and Oakridge Boys!

Dude, they survived this long?

pyroguy · 04-22-2024, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalgaryZL1

You know you’re old when your new favourite tool is a Label maker.

Holy revived dead threads Batman!! This thing hadn't been active in 12 years!

=Stephens= · 05-25-2024, 12:33 AM

Wow, I haven't been on this forum in some time. I can't believe this one is still here.

olrocker · 06-28-2024, 08:56 AM

You realize your favorite player on your MLB baseball team who has been at the major league level for almost 4 years was born the year you graduated college.

John_C · 07-01-2024, 12:21 AM

You know you're old when you don't even feel like cutting your own grass anymore, don't feel like working on your hotrod, etc. Or when you sell your near brand new CBR1000RR and get a Harley because the riding position makes you hurt. Getting old sucks!

NjaTrtl · 07-01-2024, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnighter

I'll be 39 in two weeks. People think I am in my 20's...umm well.

Anyway, you know you are getting old when you are at a highschool football game and the parents of the football players were in 8th grade your senior year.

You know you're old when people are are 39 are complaining about being old and you think to yourself, give it another 20 years and then come talk to me.

cookchris · 03-12-2025, 03:20 PM

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09-09-2012, 02:04 AM	#61
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04-20-2024, 05:55 PM	#63
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06-28-2024, 08:56 AM	#67
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03-12-2025, 03:20 PM	#70
cookchris Drives: camaro 6 Join Date: Oct 2024 Location: Spain Posts: 19	It's funny how certain milestones make you think about different things—like when you need hearing aids or when you start checking mandala scrubs reviews. My wife is celebrating her jubileum in two weeks, and I really want to get her something truly special. I’ve been thinking about a thoughtful gift that shows how much I appreciate her, and I'm hoping she’ll really love it. It’s always tricky trying to find something meaningful, but I’m putting a lot of thought into it. Last edited by cookchris; 03-19-2025 at 05:42 PM.

09-07-2012, 01:26 PM	#58
=Stephens= Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Kearney, Nebraska Posts: 3,544 View My Garage	When you car doesn't have a cd player in it and you have to get an Ipod. LOL, too bad for the new 13s.

09-07-2012, 08:37 PM	#59
molsonbrador Drives: 2010 Camaro SS, 2018 Colorado Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC Posts: 2,207	When you laugh at 1/2 of these posts and say, yep, did it, yep, remember that.

09-07-2012, 08:58 PM	#60
rusn63@yahoo.com Drives: 10 Camaro SS Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: York Pa Posts: 79	when local rite-aid mails free box of depends

09-09-2012, 02:35 AM	#62
midnighter Account Suspended Drives: nothing Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: a hole Posts: 17,904	...when you need Depends.

05-25-2024, 12:33 AM	#66
=Stephens= Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Kearney, Nebraska Posts: 3,544 View My Garage	Wow, I haven't been on this forum in some time. I can't believe this one is still here.

07-01-2024, 12:21 AM	#68
John_C LSx FTW!!! Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS RS Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: TN Posts: 781	You know you're old when you don't even feel like cutting your own grass anymore, don't feel like working on your hotrod, etc. Or when you sell your near brand new CBR1000RR and get a Harley because the riding position makes you hurt. Getting old sucks!