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So there was an Army division coming back from the field marching down the road. All of the sudden they hear "F*** you stupid grunts!" And look up to see a drunk sailor on the hill shaking his ass at the division. The LT gets mad and yells
"Private go take care of that silly squid!" So the private runs up the hill and both he and the sailor disappear behind it. A huge commotion is heard and the sailor comes back over the hill and yells, "That all you got!! Thought this was an Army not an Airforce base." The LT really gets mad and sends 3 soldiers up the hill after the sailor. Again all 4 disappear behind the hill and once again the sailor emerges and starts taunting the division. By this time the LT is furious. "Squad 1 and Squad 2, get that F'ing SQUID!!" The two squads run up the hill and chase the sailor over the other side. Fighting and screaming is heard then the LT notices a limping private coming back over the hill.. The Private yells: "It's a trap!! Theres TWO of them!!!!! |
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A ***'s Headache
Drives: Everything Join Date: Aug 2009
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Damn Junkie! The girl I hired to jump out of the cake ended up eating it.. Sorry... :(
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Camaroless for now...
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Happy B'day Junkie!
Oh and 68 you just made me forget my name.....DAMMIT!
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Happy Birthday Junkie!
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~ Love or Lust ~
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:tweetz: Ain't met you yet, but Happy Birthday anyway! :tweetz:
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Happy B day Junkie
i hope its a good one
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Happy Birthday!
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Hail to the King baby!
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Happy Birthday, Junkie.
Many more to you!!!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNKIE!!!...
What picture are you guys gonna use when it's the Ladies' birthdays?!?!...lol...
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I keep trying to type in a message, but I keep losing my train of though on post 3.
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