ROTFL or Epic Laugh (NSFW)

[GSX]

[lafountain]

Posted this on a sports forum that I am on.

WASHINGTON STATE ENTRANCE EXAM - FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to ar****ecture, literature, law and social conditions.
-OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) write a play

4. What religion is the Pope?(check only ONE)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
(d) Canadians

9. Spell President Bush's last name.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for WHAT country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
spell your name in BIG BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Washington State tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
(c) still waiting


Then there is the quote by the Huskies greatest coach Don James.

"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. You learn not to expect too much."

[aston70]

^ And I thought Tennessee was "The Ejukashun State"...

[Dave McFly]

Originally Posted by MerF

I can't help myself:

that looks IDENTICAL to my kitteh

and my contribution to the thread, I give you George Lucas in Carbonite

[Mindz]

That's tootsie pop "commercial" is genius.

[Mindz]

[MerF]

Jeebus the mario vid had me rolling.

[scotchsride09]

Math is NOT my strong point... and neither is telling time, apparently... I paused for a sec to thing about the "what time is it" question... hahaha wow.

I LOVE icanhascheezburger.com... they update new lolcat pics throughout the day, everyday. Here's my contribution; a good comic called XKCD if anyone isn't familiar already; here's one of my favorites but there's SO MANY MORE (go to xkcd.com to see today's... not sure it's safe to post here, per se)






And here's my favorite lolcat (though not technically a cat, I know):

[Zieke]

Originally Posted by Mindz

that was awesome

but i found a trick on that first level while i was watching the vid.

at 8:07 after he gets the mushroom he can just stop and break throught the cieling and then run to the end. LOL!

[Mindz]

This is true, but that's not true in every level.

[scotchsride09]

I'm confused; but I don't have sound at work... is it supposed to be like Super Glitch Bros or something? Or is this actually a really sadistic level of Mario I never saw?

[Zieke]

ya, i just thought i would point it out.

thanks for posting that Mindz, i needed a good laugh.

[09'Z28]

Originally Posted by scotchsride09

I'm confused; but I don't have sound at work... is it supposed to be like Super Glitch Bros or something? Or is this actually a really sadistic level of Mario I never saw?

you need to have sound for because the funny part is the guy getting pissed because there is no floor and he keeps dying

[lafountain]

Some websites whos names weren't thought out very well.

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread.

These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales ,
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
www.speedofart.com