Chinese Fortune??? - Page 8

305pride · 12-22-2009, 12:35 PM

the little fortunes i find in the cookies sound more like advice then fortune.

infernoinandout · 12-22-2009, 01:13 PM

"Double your pleasure double your fun, F%$k twins."
Only one I ever kept

PQ · 12-22-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindz

I've kept 2 throughout my once a week chinese binge at a local restaurant.

The first one is perfect. lmao

Generosity and perfection are your assets and they show..........in bed!!!!!!!!!!

rico-2SS · 12-22-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PQ

The first one is perfect. lmao

Generosity and perfection are your assets and they show..........in bed!!!!!!!!!!

Now that is a good one ^

Mine today -
Time heals all wounds, keep your chin up....in bed

Trying to see the bright side of that one

CamaroFemme · 12-22-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by infernoinandout

"Double your pleasure double your fun, F%$k twins."
Only one I ever kept

Am I the only one here who has ever had the urge to buy some of those x-rated fortune cookies and slip them into an actual Chinese food place's fortune cookies? The one in my town just has a big container of them up front; it would be really easy to do...

Abygale · 12-22-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by rico-2SS

Now that is a good one ^

Mine today -
Time heals all wounds, keep your chin up....in bed

Trying to see the bright side of that one

Maybe there are mirrors on the ceiling?

....in bed

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Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Am I the only one here who has ever had the urge to buy some of those x-rated fortune cookies and slip them into an actual Chinese food place's fortune cookies? The one in my town just has a big container of them up front; it would be really easy to do...

If it's easy, you should do it......in bed!

jrboyd_1980 · 12-22-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Abygale

Maybe there are mirrors on the ceiling?

....in bed

If it's easy, you should do it......in bed!

And how would a classy lady like yourself know about mirrors on the ceiling?

Abygale · 12-22-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

And how would a classy lady like yourself know about mirrors on the ceiling?

Ummmm....I've heard about them. Yeah, that's it!

brandotron · 12-22-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

And how would a classy lady like yourself know about mirrors on the ceiling?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abygale

Ummmm....I've heard about them. Yeah, that's it!

That's my kind of classy lady!

CynAgain · 12-22-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by rico-2SS

Now that is a good one ^

Mine today -
Time heals all wounds, keep your chin up....in bed

Trying to see the bright side of that one

I can't even say the crazy ideas that just ran through my head.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Am I the only one here who has ever had the urge to buy some of those x-rated fortune cookies and slip them into an actual Chinese food place's fortune cookies? The one in my town just has a big container of them up front; it would be really easy to do...

Oh CF ~ you're so much FUN!

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Originally Posted by Abygale

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

And how would a classy lady like yourself know about mirrors on the ceiling?

Ummmm....I've heard about them. Yeah, that's it!

...

.......I'm calling

2Fast4U2010 · 12-22-2009, 05:00 PM

Abygale,

Here is one for you, "Live for the Day" it could be put in a cookie.

Love your hat Santa.

jrboyd_1980 · 12-22-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 2Fast4U2010

Abygale,

Here is one for you, "Live for the Day" it could be put in a cookie.

Love your hat Santa.

"Live for the Day.. in bed."

CamaroFemme · 12-22-2009, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynAgain

Oh CF ~ you're so much FUN!

Exactly how much fun do you think I am, Sweetness?

Abygale · 12-22-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CamaroFemme

Exactly how much fun do you think I am, Sweetness.......in bed

CF, you like making me work hard don't you........in bed

(i had to fix this one too sheesh!)

12-22-2009, 12:35 PM	#99
305pride Drives: 3.4l 1995 camaro Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: miami, fl Posts: 2,202	the little fortunes i find in the cookies sound more like advice then fortune. __________________ just call me alex. they make anti-me PSA's cos im dope lmao

12-22-2009, 01:13 PM	#100
infernoinandout Drives: 2010 camaross/rs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: buffalo Posts: 461	From a dirty cookie "Double your pleasure double your fun, F%$k twins." Only one I ever kept

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2Fast4U2010 Drives: Camaro 2SS Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Brunswick, GA Posts: 179 View My Garage	Abygale, Here is one for you, "Live for the Day" it could be put in a cookie. Love your hat Santa.