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Porn is Unhealthy
Just wanted to let you guys know that porn is unhealthy.
My girlfriend caught me looking at Maxum. Told her I was only looking at the articles. This was the result..
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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
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Drives: An SRT8 Join Date: Feb 2008
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Are you serious, over some F-ing porn .... LOL she has issues
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That sucks dude, sucks you can't hit back because she's female and all
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Me
![]() She dumped all my beer out too..
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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
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Drives: An SRT8 Join Date: Feb 2008
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over some freaking porn, you just made me think twice about marriage, cause I got a couple sites bookmarked on firefox one good think about my Dell XPS is that you can't log on to firefox without my fingerprint ![]()
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r you for real
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Actually the good thing about it... is that its easy to get around.
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i respect her for it... what would you say if you seen her checking out a bunch of naked guys?
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Woah what are you gonna tell your friends... you fell down the stairs
ouch that looks painful,
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Drives: An SRT8 Join Date: Feb 2008
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my 46 year mom watches porn... so does my dad ![]() hey what ever keeps it going I suppose
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Drives: 2010 Mustang GT Join Date: Aug 2008
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Drives: An SRT8 Join Date: Feb 2008
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I wouldn't have a problem with my wife looking at porn, to an extent remember Kirk Franklin ... How the hell can you get addicted to porn, when you have a badass wife, with a badass body I don't understand
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I was hoping she would join in, you know....Boy was I wrong, in the wrong direction.
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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
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aka Patrick
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Aren't you like... 16? I feel sad for you if you're already married...
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