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So the Big 12 is seemingly imploding.

My opinion is take BYU, TCU and maybe even Utah if we could. Or instead of Utah (they have a pretty sweet deal now) then maybe an SMU or the Arizonas.


PonyMan put this up in the College football thread. F-ing Funny as hell.

Originally Posted by PonyMan

Found this floating around!!

Aggy: We' re leaving

Texas: Fine leave.

Aggy: Fine we're gone. You're gonna miss us.

Texas: you're going to miss going 7-5

Dan Beebe: "what's going on?"

Texas: Shut up Dan

SEC: We'd love to have A&M

Aggy: Sweet! We're ready

Sec: Well there's a couple things. The other schools have to let you go.

Rest of BIG 12: Sure, whatever. Get the eff out freaks.

Aggy: They said we could go.

Sec: Okay we'll get together and let you know.

Texas: BYU is a maybe. It's cool though, we'll just invite SMU, Houston and somebody else. All is well as long as we get our tv network and money.

OU: Hmm, maybe Aggy was on to something.

OSU and Tech: Umm we're game if you're game.

KSU, Kansas, ISU and Baylor: What are you guys talking about?

OU, OSU: Nothing shut the eff up.

Mizzou: Keep it down mofos I'm talking to the BIG 10.

Texas: You mofos better not be trying to leave.

OU, OSU: Whatta you gonna do if we do.

Baylor: Who's leaving?

Texas: OU, OSU and Tech.

Baylor: That's eff'n bullsh!t.

Texas: Tech you better not even thinking about that

KSt: Yeah bad form guys. (Whispers to Kansas) What's our options?

kansas: Just be cool. I think I can get us out east.

Mizzou: What's that? I'll go out east.

Kansas. Yeah sure just shut up already.

Texas: Tis isn't looking so good.

ISU: Hello MWC. Goodbye world. (Puts gun in mouth, pulls trigger)

OU, OSU: Looks like we're going west!

Texas: Sh!t.

Tech. (Silent fist pump)

Sec: Congratulations Aggy. You're coming to the SEC.

Aggy: YA mofos. See ya bitches.

Sec: But....

Aggy: But what?

Sec: They all have to repromise not to sue.

Aggy: Well that's fine. I mean they all already said they wouldn't right guys.

OU: ya.

OSU: no argument from us.

Mizzou: whatever.

Aggy: Baylor?

Baylor....

Texas: ( snicker)

Tech: Eff

Aggy: Are you eff'n serious? You eff'n worthless mofos.

Baylor: Well, rivalries and integrity.....yada yada yada eff you ( laughing hysterically)

Kst: Sweet. We'll go along with this. Come on ISU. ISU!? Oh god.