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PonyMan · 09-09-2011, 09:18 AM

Found this floating around!!

Aggy: We' re leaving

Texas: Fine leave.

Aggy: Fine we're gone. You're gonna miss us.

Texas: you're going to miss going 7-5

Dan Beebe: "what's going on?"

Texas: Shut up Dan

SEC: We'd love to have A&M

Aggy: Sweet! We're ready

Sec: Well there's a couple things. The other schools have to let you go.

Rest of BIG 12: Sure, whatever. Get the eff out freaks.

Aggy: They said we could go.

Sec: Okay we'll get together and let you know.

Texas: BYU is a maybe. It's cool though, we'll just invite SMU, Houston and somebody else. All is well as long as we get our tv network and money.

OU: Hmm, maybe Aggy was on to something.

OSU and Tech: Umm we're game if you're game.

KSU, Kansas, ISU and Baylor: What are you guys talking about?

OU, OSU: Nothing shut the eff up.

Mizzou: Keep it down mofos I'm talking to the BIG 10.

Texas: You mofos better not be trying to leave.

OU, OSU: Whatta you gonna do if we do.

Baylor: Who's leaving?

Texas: OU, OSU and Tech.

Baylor: That's eff'n bullsh!t.

Texas: Tech you better not even thinking about that

KSt: Yeah bad form guys. (Whispers to Kansas) What's our options?

kansas: Just be cool. I think I can get us out east.

Mizzou: What's that? I'll go out east.

Kansas. Yeah sure just shut up already.

Texas: Tis isn't looking so good.

ISU: Hello MWC. Goodbye world. (Puts gun in mouth, pulls trigger)

OU, OSU: Looks like we're going west!

Texas: Sh!t.

Tech. (Silent fist pump)

Sec: Congratulations Aggy. You're coming to the SEC.

Aggy: YA mofos. See ya bitches.

Sec: But....

Aggy: But what?

Sec: They all have to repromise not to sue.

Aggy: Well that's fine. I mean they all already said they wouldn't right guys.

OU: ya.

OSU: no argument from us.

Mizzou: whatever.

Aggy: Baylor?

Baylor....

Texas: ( snicker)

Tech: Eff

Aggy: Are you eff'n serious? You eff'n worthless mofos.

Baylor: Well, rivalries and integrity.....yada yada yada eff you ( laughing hysterically)

Kst: Sweet. We'll go along with this. Come on ISU. ISU!? Oh god.

09-09-2011, 09:18 AM	#273
PonyMan Drives: 2009 C6 4lt Vert, 2011 Camaro Vert Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 870	Found this floating around!! Aggy: We' re leaving Texas: Fine leave. Aggy: Fine we're gone. You're gonna miss us. Texas: you're going to miss going 7-5 Dan Beebe: "what's going on?" Texas: Shut up Dan SEC: We'd love to have A&M Aggy: Sweet! We're ready Sec: Well there's a couple things. The other schools have to let you go. Rest of BIG 12: Sure, whatever. Get the eff out freaks. Aggy: They said we could go. Sec: Okay we'll get together and let you know. Texas: BYU is a maybe. It's cool though, we'll just invite SMU, Houston and somebody else. All is well as long as we get our tv network and money. OU: Hmm, maybe Aggy was on to something. OSU and Tech: Umm we're game if you're game. KSU, Kansas, ISU and Baylor: What are you guys talking about? OU, OSU: Nothing shut the eff up. Mizzou: Keep it down mofos I'm talking to the BIG 10. Texas: You mofos better not be trying to leave. OU, OSU: Whatta you gonna do if we do. Baylor: Who's leaving? Texas: OU, OSU and Tech. Baylor: That's eff'n bullsh!t. Texas: Tech you better not even thinking about that KSt: Yeah bad form guys. (Whispers to Kansas) What's our options? kansas: Just be cool. I think I can get us out east. Mizzou: What's that? I'll go out east. Kansas. Yeah sure just shut up already. Texas: Tis isn't looking so good. ISU: Hello MWC. Goodbye world. (Puts gun in mouth, pulls trigger) OU, OSU: Looks like we're going west! Texas: Sh!t. Tech. (Silent fist pump) Sec: Congratulations Aggy. You're coming to the SEC. Aggy: YA mofos. See ya bitches. Sec: But.... Aggy: But what? Sec: They all have to repromise not to sue. Aggy: Well that's fine. I mean they all already said they wouldn't right guys. OU: ya. OSU: no argument from us. Mizzou: whatever. Aggy: Baylor? Baylor.... Texas: ( snicker) Tech: Eff Aggy: Are you eff'n serious? You eff'n worthless mofos. Baylor: Well, rivalries and integrity.....yada yada yada eff you ( laughing hysterically) Kst: Sweet. We'll go along with this. Come on ISU. ISU!? Oh god.