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Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

I have a 20lb sledge hammer with "Win95 IRQ Conflict Fix-it Tool" written on the handle (it's a long handle). The technology is old but still works like a charm anytime I have a problem with a computer. Maybe it will work on the Interstellar Overdrive and ICD too?
All else fails switch to UNIX, ugly as hell but it will do anything you ask (ya just have to know how to ask for it).

Amazing that no matter what technology Geeks support, everyone uses the same 'suader
　
　
　

Originally Posted by lightning

I love ALL my gorgeous ladies on the ol' fartz thread!

Why, thank you Sheriff

Originally Posted by GearHeadPeter

I'm not willing to fess up to anything, as it goes against my nature of being Sicilian.

Any relation? lol

Originally Posted by remdds

Japanese Hotel service
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan ..Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..

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Originally Posted by dianeokie

WOW, that was funny!
However, this is NOT humping day, it's hump day (Wednesday)!
And lightning, procedure?

(A la Clint Eastwood, with his best "Dirty Harry" grimace) "Hump Day, Humping Day, Humpty Dumpty.... hell, it's all good!"