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Originally Posted by remdds

Know why elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry tres.

Originally Posted by remdds

You know how Tarzan got killed?
Pickin' cherries.

　
OMG, Doc! I remember that book. It was titled "101 Elephant Jokes."

Among my faves were:


How do you a get an elephant out of a box of jello?


Follow the directions on the side of the box.
　
How do you make a marble sculpture of an elephant?


Get a block of marble and chisel off everything that doesn't look like elephant.
　
　
I, too, was very easily amused when I was 11 (what am I saying, that was only 11 years ago.)
　

Originally Posted by lightning

Good morning ol' Farts and gorgeous young ladies. I would like to introduce you to the 'other' car in my life. This is Ol' Texas Red. My dad named this car. He found him rusting away in a junk yard in 1978. Brought him home and started restoring him. When dad got so old he didn't have the energy to mess with him anymore he gave Ol' Texas Red to me. I took this picture some years ago. I have other pictures of him, even newer ones but I think this is the only one with me in it.

What a beauty!
　

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

I guess I should explain... I was in Wisconsin last night and wanted a snack. Bought a cheese brick and__________, the cheese was SOO GOOD! I took a pic to show a friend, didn't realize how it looked till it was too late.....

So anyways in case you can't tell, I didn't have a table and I put the SUMMER SAUSAGE in my lap
(It was delicious too... eating the last of it now)

　
Mr. Twisty! That's so twisted!

Don't know if you're still in Wisconsin, but if you get the chance, slide over to Nicolet, MN, a little town about 90 miles WSW of Minneapolis, and go to Schmidts's Meat Market. Their Summer Sausage is THEEEE Best. They also ship some of their products. Whenever I'm back in MN, I stop in, buy a bunch of meat, stuff it in a cooler and take it as carry-on on the plane home. Yummy. Seriously. Check 'em out. Seriously.