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Olie and his twenty dollars
Olie was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars" she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're making out for a bit when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife ," Olie answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Well," says Olie, "I didn't neither, 'til you shined that damn light in her face."
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