10 Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Work:

Da Hose · 03-19-2010, 09:00 AM

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time

management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got

here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and

envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve

work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice

Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to

handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you

put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your

desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “...in Jesus name, Amen.”

2010 SSRS · 03-19-2010, 09:01 AM

lol

tjd24 · 03-19-2010, 09:08 AM

fantastic

a #11 - Namaste - I was bowing to your leadership...

Da Hose · 03-19-2010, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tjd24

fantastic

a #11 - Nameste - I was bowing to your leadership...

Iwantone2 · 03-19-2010, 09:51 AM

Thanks for giving me a good start to Friday, Da Hose!!!

Da Hose · 03-19-2010, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

Thanks for giving me a good start to Friday, Da Hose!!!

No Prob..Glad I can help!!!!

Ant32894 · 03-19-2010, 10:38 AM

:party0038:

2000v6 · 03-19-2010, 10:50 AM

Now I have to try this out.

I've actually learned how to sleep without closing my eyes. So my boss can't tell, he just needs to repeat my name a few times.

Da Hose · 03-19-2010, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2000v6

Now I have to try this out.

I've actually learned how to sleep without closing my eyes. So my boss can't tell, he just needs to repeat my name a few times.

awesome!!!!

03-19-2010, 09:01 AM	#2
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03-19-2010, 09:08 AM	#3
tjd24 Thank you Oshawa/St.Cats! Drives: was 2010 2LT RS 2G1FC1EV4A9103434 Join Date: May 2009 Location: NW NJ Posts: 3,481 View My Garage	fantastic a #11 - Namaste - I was bowing to your leadership... __________________ #3434 Born 4-15-2009, Delivered 5-22-2009 BBOMG 2/3/4 - Traded-in 8/31/2019:

03-19-2010, 09:51 AM	#5
Iwantone2 Voice Of The Voiceless Drives: CGM 1SS RS Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: OC Cali Posts: 9,617 View My Garage	Thanks for giving me a good start to Friday, Da Hose!!! __________________

03-19-2010, 10:38 AM	#7
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