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03-19-2010, 08:28 AM
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ACCOUNT HOZED BY GN......
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True Texan!!
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps . . He whispers . . "Iron this. Then get me a beer."
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03-19-2010, 09:28 AM
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TX INFERNO SS
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03-19-2010, 09:53 AM
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Voice Of The Voiceless
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03-19-2010, 10:02 AM
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03-19-2010, 10:20 AM
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03-19-2010, 10:48 AM
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Drives: 2003 m3, 2000 camaro v6, 2004 s4 Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: ny
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03-19-2010, 10:55 AM
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Member Club Elite #131
Drives: 2017 50th Anniversary H50 2SS Join Date: May 2009
Location: Far West TEXAS
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03-19-2010, 11:36 AM
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Drives: 2010 CGM 2LT / RS, Blk 1SS/RS Join Date: Sep 2009
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ROFL!!!!!!!
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03-19-2010, 02:43 PM
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Drives: 2012 Camaro 2SS RS Red w/black Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Richardson/Garland TX
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LOVE THAT!!!
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