Use your head folks!

[Da Hose]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[shevyman]

those are good. have seen a few of those before. i knew some that i would get people on but for some reason can't think of any.

i still can't get over the lube shops that have a sign that says (oil change while you wait) ummm no shit

[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by shevyman

those are good. have seen a few of those before. i knew some that i would get people on but for some reason can't think of any.

i still can't get over the lube shops that have a sign that says (oil change while you wait) ummm no shit

ha ha...true!!!

[Seminole]

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

You can have a cake, but if you eat it, then you don't have a cake anymore.
It's applicable in terms of being able to meet a need (desire, etc.), but once having met the need not being able to anymore.

[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by Seminole

You can have a cake, but if you eat it, then you don't have a cake anymore.
It's applicable in terms of being able to meet a need (desire, etc.), but once having met the need not being able to anymore.

Ur putting wayyyyyy too much thought into this!!!! LOL just a little Friday Humor!!!!

Have a great Day!!!

[Iwantone2]

I was just asking my g/f a few days ago about the cake thing...I'm still confused!!!

Oh and Da Hose...you did it once again! Only one word can describe it...

Cosmic...

[2000v6]

Originally Posted by Da Hose

Ur putting wayyyyyy too much thought into this!!!! LOL just a little Friday Humor!!!!

Have a great Day!!!

Yep, don't analyze it, take it for what it is

[2000v6]

lol

Those are some good ones

[rmnc3r]

ooooh! now I get it; I always thought #3 was about the cheater husband married to Kate and has a mistress named Edith...
His wife told him that he couldn't have his Kate and Edith too!

[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by rmnc3r

ooooh! now I get it; I always thought #3 was about the cheater husband married to Kate and has a mistress named Edith...
His wife told him that he couldn't have his Kate and Edith too!

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by Da Hose

+1

[WadeWilson]

The one I hate is "at any rate".

[hercamaro]

Most of those catchy type phrases just drive me nuts! If I hear another person say "Think outside the box" I think I will scream!

[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by hercamaro

Most of those catchy type phrases just drive me nuts! If I hear another person say "Think outside the box" I think I will scream!

I'm with ya on that one!!! LMAO