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Old 03-22-2010, 08:48 AM   #1
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I'd bet $100 that you smile like that all the time, even in your sleep... and you don't snore when you sleep, you giggle.

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Old 03-22-2010, 12:38 PM   #2
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Old 03-22-2010, 12:42 PM   #3
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Old 03-22-2010, 12:51 PM   #4
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Old 03-22-2010, 12:54 PM   #5
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I'd bet $100 that you smile like that all the time, even in your sleep... and you don't snore when you sleep, you giggle.

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Old 03-22-2010, 01:05 PM   #6
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Good stuff. Open mouth insert foot please!
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Old 03-22-2010, 02:41 PM   #7
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Old 03-22-2010, 02:59 PM   #8
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i will meet you at school tomorrow.if i get there first i will put a mark on the blackboard.if you get there first, rub it off.DAH-OK.
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Old 03-22-2010, 03:01 PM   #9
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Old 03-22-2010, 03:11 PM   #10
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Old 03-22-2010, 03:17 PM   #11
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:00 PM   #12
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Some of those aren't real quotes, like the Mariah Carey one. Seems like someone has been getting chain mail lately, with all the jokes and such...
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