03-22-2010, 08:48 AM | #1 |
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Say What?????
>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, >because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, >but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," >--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. > >`````````````````````````````````` >"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I >can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with >all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey > >```````````` >"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your >life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for >federal anti-smoking campaign. >``````````````````````````````````````````````` `` >"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston >Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. >````````````````````````````````````````````` > >"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in >the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. >````````````````````````````` > >"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the >president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed >documents. >````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``` > >"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and >I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas. >```````````````````````````` > >"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, >Danny Ozark >`````````````````````````````````` > >"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in >our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH !) >``````````````````` >"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle >`````````` > >"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee >Iacocca >``````````` >"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like >Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst. >```````````````````````````````````````````` >"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of >people." >--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor. >````````````````````````````````` >"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, >President >`````````````````` >"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." >--Al Gore, VP ( he's smart) >```````````````` >"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." >--Keppel Enderbery >`````````````````````` >"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received >notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is >a change in your circumstances." >--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina >```````````````````````````````````````````` >"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they >go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the >next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. >Fowler, FCC Chairman |
03-22-2010, 12:38 PM | #2 |
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LOL
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03-22-2010, 12:42 PM | #3 |
and MR. HYDE
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here's you sign
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03-22-2010, 12:51 PM | #4 |
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03-22-2010, 12:54 PM | #5 |
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03-22-2010, 01:05 PM | #6 |
How U Doin?
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Good stuff. Open mouth insert foot please!
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03-22-2010, 02:41 PM | #7 |
The Mark of Excellence
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All those classics and not one from George W. Bush!
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i will meet you at school tomorrow.if i get there first i will put a mark on the blackboard.if you get there first, rub it off.DAH-OK.
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03-22-2010, 03:01 PM | #9 |
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03-22-2010, 03:11 PM | #10 |
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03-22-2010, 03:17 PM | #11 |
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"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer "Where the hell is Australia anyway?" - Britney Spears, Pop Singer "Better make it six, I can't eat eight." - Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "And now the sequence of events in no particular order." - Dan Rather, television news anchor |
03-22-2010, 04:00 PM | #12 |
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Some of those aren't real quotes, like the Mariah Carey one. Seems like someone has been getting chain mail lately, with all the jokes and such...
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