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03-19-2010, 08:08 AM
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ACCOUNT HOZED BY GN......
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Never satisfied!
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an
attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants". After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a 2SS/RS Camaro, a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty-million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.
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03-19-2010, 08:14 AM
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        Drives: 2010 RY 2SS with Custom Stripes Join Date: Mar 2009
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That is so damn funny!!!
 Thats what I'm talking about!!!!
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03-19-2010, 08:15 AM
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Drives: fanboys and ass kissers crazy. Join Date: May 2008
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With the title, I thought this was a thread about my ex.
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03-19-2010, 08:18 AM
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Thank you Oshawa/St.Cats!
Drives: was 2010 2LT RS 2G1FC1EV4A9103434 Join Date: May 2009
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nice touch adding the 2SS/RS Camaro...
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03-19-2010, 08:22 AM
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i have heard that joke before and i can see you added the CAMARO in it. lol
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03-19-2010, 08:31 AM
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Ya like that.... had to here!!!: 
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03-19-2010, 09:59 AM
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Voice Of The Voiceless
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03-19-2010, 11:17 AM
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Drives: 2003 m3, 2000 camaro v6, 2004 s4 Join Date: Jan 2010
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Am I mistaken, or is the guy supposed to be smoking a cuban? I read it the first time like that somewhere else.
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