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Old 03-18-2010, 08:26 AM   #1
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Blonde guy joke for once!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm jumping too.
The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a
Bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If
I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
tacos Or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."





Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife Said: "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.


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I'd bet $100 that you smile like that all the time, even in your sleep... and you don't snore when you sleep, you giggle.

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Old 03-18-2010, 08:39 AM   #2
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that's funny,i don't care who you are.
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:39 AM   #3
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That was worth a chuckle!!!
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:44 AM   #4
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:48 AM   #5
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that's funny,i don't care who you are.
Lord I apologize and pray for those pigmys down there in Africa.

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Old 03-18-2010, 08:50 AM   #6
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Lord I apologize and pray for those pigmys down there in Africa.

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Old 03-18-2010, 09:28 AM   #7
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:30 AM   #8
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:49 AM   #9
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Old 03-18-2010, 10:58 AM   #10
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I laughed too...when I first heard it in the 2nd grade, lol

Still funny though...just saw the punch line coming
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LAME...... *Goes to mirror and sees blonde hair*
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LAME...... *Goes to mirror and sees blonde hair*
don't jump scrap, don't jump!!!!!
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