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Ridiculous Military Punishments
I was reading this thread on reddit and some of these punishments are hysterical. Any military personnel on here have stories to share?
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Haha!
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I believe these, since I've seen some of my Soldiers do some pretty stupid stuff just because they were told.
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omg! these are great haha
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07-04-2014, 11:05 PM | #7 |
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A story I've heard a few times dates back to WWI. Its important to note that at the time, Canadians were part of the British Army & colonial troops were generally considered undisciplined riff-raff by their British officers. That reputation probably comes from the fact that at the time, colonial troops were generally undisciplined riff-raff.
Anyway, while training out in the North African desert a Canadian soldier was sentenced to field punishment #1 (a common punishment in that era, often dealt out for drunkeness, insubordination, abandonment of your post, and other discipline-type offences). Unfortunately, I forget what the specific reason was although I think it may have been for having an unkempt uniform. For those unfamiliar, FP No 1 consists of tying the offenders arms and legs to a fixed position (usually a fence or large wagon wheel) in a cruciform position for up to 2 hours a day for as long as the punishment period lasts. Now, as I said before they were training in the desert of North Africa at the time and in this particular area there wasn't anything handy to use so a handful of stakes were driven into the ground instead. The soldier was left out in the hot sun while everyone else in the unit carried on with what they were doing. 2 hours later, the officer returns to find the Canadian has pulled up the stakes from the loose sandy soil and taken cover under the only tree in the area. From what I recall of the story, further punishment was not issued (in fact, I believe the stiff upper lip of the officer in charge actually loosened a bit), and discipline in that particular unit was never a problem durring their desert training.
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I believe that crap one was just to have a good laugh in the end.
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07-05-2014, 12:12 AM | #9 |
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One of the stories I have was when I was in boot camp, I was washing my PT short sleeve shirts and my shorts. While those were washing, I decided to wear my long sleeve PT shirt and my black PT pants. I head down stairs to check on everything to see if there was a dryer available. A DS saw me and started chewing my ass. I guess it wasn't authorized so he had me find the nearest hill and start rolling up and down the hill.
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This did not happen during boot camp. I was in the Navy aboard a aircraft carrier. I was a boiler tech but worked with pumping the fuel to the service tanks and controlling the fresh water and boiler water. Our work shop was on the 2 second deck and the supply shop was 5 decks below.
First I'll explain a smoking lamp. It just when we are handling fuel, weapons or any thing that was dangerous if a fire started. The captain would come over the speaker saying that the smoking lamp is lit or unlit. If it was lit you could smoke. When we get a recruit in we would play this on him. We would send him down to get a red bulb for the smoking lamp but of course their no such thing but the store room worker would play along. He would tell him that they did not have any red bulbs and go and find if any other color work. He would come up and tell us that that store did not have any red bulbs so we sent him down to get a blue bulb. the store room clerk would would tell that they was out of blue bulbs. We did this about 3 times then when he entered the room the third we would start laughing and tell him what we did. We did have 6 in lamp that had smoking lamp printed on it. The bulb was burned out. We also used the left handed monkey wrench.
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I did not witness this myself, but my platoon sergeant claims to have witnessed the following: A lower enlisted soldier out in the yard area had walked past a fresh young butterbar (lowest ranking officer, O-1). He saluted... but then failed to salute when they passed a second time. The lieutenant, drunken with the power of being an officer, ripped into the enlisted guy, reminding him that one ALWAYS salutes officers, damnit! He issued a punishment to the enlisted guy: Stand in the yard, and simply salute: 5000 times. Looking like an idiot, the enlisted guy started... he stood there saluting in the yard. The smug and satisfied lieutenant went inside the HQ building, probably planning to sit back and enjoy watching. However, a senoir officer had watched the whole thing go down, from a window inside the HQ building. He felt that the lieutenant was being too arrogant, too high and mighty for being simply a butterbar. He summoned the lieutenant, and reminded him that for every salute given--- by anybody--- there MUST be somebody to return the salute. He then ordered the lieutenant to go out in the yard, face the enlisted guy (who was probably only on about 100 by then!)... and return every single one of the next few thousand salutes. |
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During Company formation, this happened
Pvt - Drill Sgt, request permission to use the latrine DI - Pvt is it an emergency? Pvt - Yes DI DI - What happens during an emergency? Pvt - Fire trucks and police show up. DI - What sound do they make Pvt? Pvt - Siren sound DI DI - Pvt, I want you to double-time to the latrine sounding like an ambulance and I better hear you. It was funny if you were there... |
07-05-2014, 04:39 PM | #13 |
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I was concerned entering this thread that someone would be complaining about the military being hard on them. I am pleased with the actual content of this thread.
There was a guy in my boot camp division who left his chain out of his shirt. The RDCs put us all on the "toe line"—a line of tiles in front of our racks where are toes were expected to line up perfectly—and ordered this guy to face his rack. The RDC then pulled the coat hook out and hung his chain, still attached to his neck, to the rack. The guy was told to yell "I left my chain out" until relieved. This lasted about 45 minutes.
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