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Old 05-03-2022, 05:34 PM   #1
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Just thinking...

After a strong pull on a bottle of Jack Black (Daniels of course) I laid down to take a quick nap, my mind wandering... when it landed upon a thought that hadn't re-occurred in many years.

A LONG time ago before internet BS, but during my 6+ decades here, I read about a gentleman who had written his Master's thesis on the supposition that people LIKED to smell their own farts. Not anyone else's mind you, just their own. I don't know for sure, but I'm bettin' he got his doctorate.

Now I'm stuck with considering if we're simply curious about what that gas might be like, or do we actually enjoy it? Hmmm...

Now that I've shared that here on a portion of the C6 website I've never contributed to, you don't have to respond but I've planted the seed that perhaps will help you during these troubled times of plague, war, and perhaps the greatest threat to democracy in our lifetimes, to have something else to consider when you're trying to go to sleep.
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Old 05-03-2022, 09:40 PM   #2
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Lol too funny
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Old 05-03-2022, 09:55 PM   #3
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Thank God- nearly a hundred views and finally got a comment! It's not deep social comment folks, replies aren't required but I didn't disallow them either.

Hope we all enjoy a safe and satisfying life... and drive it like you stole it!
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Old 05-03-2022, 10:14 PM   #4
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Thank God- nearly a hundred views and finally got a comment! It's not deep social comment folks, replies aren't required but I didn't disallow them either.

Hope we all enjoy a safe and satisfying life... and drive it like you stole it!
My wife is not fond of my farts, But the cat doesn't seem to mind them !!!
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Old 05-03-2022, 10:33 PM   #5
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They're best in the tub.
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Old 05-03-2022, 11:10 PM   #6
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Old 05-04-2022, 05:12 PM   #7
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lol, tooo funny!! I remember when we were just young stupid kids and try to see if your farts would light up with a lighter!! Natural gas... hehe..
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Old 05-04-2022, 06:10 PM   #8
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lol, tooo funny!! I remember when we were just young stupid kids and try to see if your farts would light up with a lighter!! Natural gas... hehe..

HE HE !! Yep we all did that , now the kids use Meth and coke!!!
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Old 05-04-2022, 09:07 PM   #9
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is that what they mean by gaslighting?
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Old 05-05-2022, 01:00 AM   #10
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After a strong pull on a bottle of Jack Black (Daniels of course) I laid down to take a quick nap, my mind wandering... when it landed upon a thought that hadn't re-occurred in many years.

A LONG time ago before internet BS, but during my 6+ decades here, I read about a gentleman who had written his Master's thesis on the supposition that people LIKED to smell their own farts. Not anyone else's mind you, just their own. I don't know for sure, but I'm bettin' he got his doctorate.

Now I'm stuck with considering if we're simply curious about what that gas might be like, or do we actually enjoy it? Hmmm...

Now that I've shared that here on a portion of the C6 website I've never contributed to, you don't have to respond but I've planted the seed that perhaps will help you during these troubled times of plague, war, and perhaps the greatest threat to democracy in our lifetimes, to have something else to consider when you're trying to go to sleep.
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Old 05-05-2022, 06:13 AM   #11
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Here I sit all broken-hearted. Paid a nickel to schit, and only farted!
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Old 05-05-2022, 06:52 AM   #12
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Here I sit all broken-hearted. Paid a nickel to schit, and only farted!
I done the same thing one time. But looked down on the ground and got 2 pennies back cause I left a small pile.
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Old 05-05-2022, 08:22 AM   #13
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Kind of like a water pipe huh?
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Old 05-05-2022, 03:24 PM   #14
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O.K. Best reply yet. Bring it, I can take it!
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