Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars

[RubyCamaro]

Originally Posted by remdds

I know this will start something, but.... Women are more conniving maybe, smarter no way (there is dumb and smart on both sides). Men ignore the conniving part because they're minds are set on something else anyway. Why do you think the flytrap is called a Venus flytrap. They lure you in and then ZAP! Your ass is grass.
My staff is entirely women so I hear this dog dootie all the flippin' time. It gets old.

Yeah, but you still love us huh?

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Anyone else feel the 5.8 Quake in Virginia? Wait-a-minute... I'm the only old fart up here in the northeast.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=14364613

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Originally Posted by RubyCamaro

Yeah, but you still love us huh?

They hafta still love us.
It's the

Besides, we don't bite THAT bad.

[dianeokie]

Originally Posted by remdds

I know this will start something, but.... Women are more conniving maybe, smarter no way (there is dumb and smart on both sides). Men ignore the conniving part because they're minds are set on something else anyway. Why do you think the flytrap is called a Venus flytrap. They lure you in and then ZAP! Your ass is grass.
My staff is entirely women so I hear this dog dootie all the flippin' time. It gets old.

Hey, I resemble......I mean resent that!

We all have our quirks.........and our smart and not so smart folks!

All us folks here are smart......otherwise we wouldn't love us some Camaros and know how to join a forum........right

[lightning]

I love ALL my gorgeous ladies on the ol' fartz thread!

[CC Performance]

[dianeokie]

Originally Posted by lightning

I love ALL my gorgeous ladies on the ol' fartz thread!

Why thank you Lightning!

CC Performance

Whatcha waitin' for, no comments?

[remdds]

Originally Posted by RubyCamaro

Yeah, but you still love us huh?

Yes Ma'am! Ur wish is my command my dear.

[remdds]

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Whatcha waitin' for, no comments?

I think he's playin' it cool, sitting back and waiting for a fight to break out. CHICKEN!

[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Ut-oh... I think our buddy Doc is drowning in a sea of Estrogen

"Conniving?"... I say not, but rather "alternative means of applied influence".

For every man proudly standing in front of HIS FreakinBestEverMade Brickwall, is a woman that "influenced" the brick mason he hired to build it exactly the way SHE wanted it.

I'm not going to turn Gloria Steinem and soap-box, and maybe you see it as Conniving. From a female viewpoint... we don't always have the same options as a man, so we use the tools we're given. Like... being smart enough to convince men it was really their idea.

That reminds me of a joke...

A newlywed couple moves into their new house.

One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"

The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car wont start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"

Another few days go by, and its raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, theres a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"

He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"

The next day the husband comes home and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened.

"Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says.

"Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls.

Wife says: "Nothing. He said hed do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."

"Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband.

"What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

[lightning]

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

I only bite if you ask really nice....

OK, I'm asking really really nice..........

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

That reminds me of a joke...

Quote:
A newlywed couple moves into their new house.

One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"

The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car wont start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"

Another few days go by, and its raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, theres a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"

He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"

The next day the husband comes home and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened.

"Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says.

"Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls.

Wife says: "Nothing. He said hed do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."

"Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband.

"What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"



Bwahahahaha. That ol' boy has the I. D. 10 T. disease.

[hotrodsally]

Hi NoUCant, Good EveningTwisty, nice to see you online.

[lightning]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

Hi NoUCant, Good EveningTwisty, nice to see you online.

Hi HotRodSally. My cloaking device must be working. You didn't even see me online.

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lightning

Hi HotRodSally. My cloaking device must be working. You didn't even see me online.

Must be. How are you doing Sheriff?