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03-18-2010, 09:35 AM
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ACCOUNT HOZED BY GN......
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The punishment fits the crime!!!
>A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
>She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her >immediately. >She seductively signaled that he should bring his face >closer to hers. >As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. >"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face >with both hands. >"Actually, no," he replied. >"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, >running her >hands beyond his beard and into his hair. >I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there >anything I can do?" >"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, >running her >forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a >couple of her >fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. >"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. >"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand >soap, or paper >towels in the ladies room." 
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03-18-2010, 09:37 AM
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Voice Of The Voiceless
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I was about to eat a Pop-Tart...but now I don't feel like it!!!
Good one too 
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03-18-2010, 09:37 AM
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lol!
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03-18-2010, 09:56 AM
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03-18-2010, 10:01 AM
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that's funny right there!!!!!! 
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03-18-2010, 10:01 AM
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Drives: over the speed limit Join Date: Jan 2010
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03-18-2010, 10:07 AM
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Drives: 2003 m3, 2000 camaro v6, 2004 s4 Join Date: Jan 2010
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03-18-2010, 10:17 AM
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love. my. car.
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haha, gross.
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03-18-2010, 10:20 AM
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tasty, lol
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03-18-2010, 10:47 AM
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AAAAHHHH! Quick! I have the need for soap and water!!!!!!
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03-18-2010, 10:50 AM
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wow
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03-18-2010, 10:51 AM
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03-18-2010, 03:12 PM
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E.B.A.H.
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*goes and washes hands immediately*
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03-18-2010, 04:48 PM
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HWAY STR
Drives: 2010 RJT VIN#7085 & 2014 CRT C7 Join Date: May 2009
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